lol I just found out my thread became grill combat.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Hey, I’m just a guy who has bovine in the name and some boi wants to grill me! Like, I’m not into that kinda stuff, thanks! Also, cannibalism is not okay! So what was I sposed to do, not use my reality altering space magic?
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Hey, I’m just a guy who has bovine in the name and some boi wants to grill me! Like, I’m not into that kinda stuff, thanks! Also, cannibalism is not okay! So what was I sposed to do, not use my reality altering space magic?
Reality-altering space magic cows that want to avoid being grilled. Huh.
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A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Hey, I’m just a guy who has bovine in the name and some boi wants to grill me! Like, I’m not into that kinda stuff, thanks! Also, cannibalism is not okay! So what was I sposed to do, not use my reality altering space magic?
u are a cow so it is not cannibalism since im not a cow
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I never said I was a cow. I am simply a.... cow enthusiast. (With a bizarre accent on “iast”)
*begins randomly warping in and out of reality, firing daemonic energy at you*
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I never said I was a cow. I am simply a.... cow enthusiast. (With a bizarre accent on “iast”)
*begins randomly warping in and out of reality, firing daemonic energy at you*
So your some sort of pseudo-warhammer daemon-cow hybrid?
no, a full warhammer full daemon who likes cows.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I warn you not to anger the bovines. Arnold can and will protect them (also we are technically not a cult. we are just an ever expanding field of very powerful cows)
I am a shape shifting daemon. I can be a cow if I wish. I can be a not cow if I wish.
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
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im not part of the cult of levirocks, im just in opposition to sedge
lol I just found out my thread became grill combat.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Hey, I’m just a guy who has bovine in the name and some boi wants to grill me! Like, I’m not into that kinda stuff, thanks! Also, cannibalism is not okay! So what was I sposed to do, not use my reality altering space magic?
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Reality-altering space magic cows that want to avoid being grilled. Huh.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
👌🏼
Don’t ever ask me to get a good charisma stat. I like watching my characters’ social lives disintegrate.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
u are a cow so it is not cannibalism since im not a cow
im gonna eat u now
*teleports onto the webway*
”who said I was a cow?”
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
the bovines are cows
and i like to eat cows
(i think u said u were a cow)
I never said I was a cow. I am simply a.... cow enthusiast. (With a bizarre accent on “iast”)
*begins randomly warping in and out of reality, firing daemonic energy at you*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
*lights the grill and begins building evidence that u are a cow
*tips grill over on top of you, grilling you and saving the bovine from grilloside
So your some sort of pseudo-warhammer daemon-cow hybrid?
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
i just want a burger
no, a full warhammer full daemon who likes cows.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I see.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
Me : *opening the gas valve & lighting the grill pan.......*
( 5 seconds later )
Goddammit, Mom, who forgots to change the gas canister ????
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
lol
i give u a new 1
yes...arcane bovine u are a cow^
I am a shape shifting daemon. I can be a cow if I wish. I can be a not cow if I wish.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew