Fanatics come fight here! ( 20th level gladiator arena )

Technically, Warlock is still around and he has Counterspell

ah, makes sense.

your time stop stuff is?

I know fire shield is going to slip in there.

Turn 1: Drink a potion of Giant Size

Turn 2: Doff my shield and cast Holy Weapon

Turn 3: Activate my Channel Divinity, adding +5 to my attack rolls with the Sword of Zariel.

Turn 4:  Drink a potion of Speed and activate my Magic Endowment on the Sword of Zariel, giving me +6 to AC and +5 to damage rolls with it.

Turn 5: Use my hasted action to try and shove you prone (Athletics: 32) and then attacking. I'll roll those attacks once I see whether or not you're prone

I don't think I can NOT fall prone to that.

I have a +1 strength, and a +0 dex. I'm prone.

I get 2 attacks, my Extra Attack feature lets me replace one of them with a cantrip, so I'll cast Booming Blade and then make one normal attack. I'll also expend 10 sorcery points to add 5d10 to each of the damage rolls and expend 2 4th level spell slots for Divine Smite, adding an additional 5d8. The Sword's base damage dice are 4d10 when wielded with two hands, and the potion of Giant Size triples that.

Attack: 32 Damage: 171

Attack: 28 Damage: 154

I'm sorry, what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqYMRCyq_g

walk me through that again, but slower please.

I think my brain exploded.

I blame the wild magic. speaking of, let's see what happened at the end of warlock's turn. 76

Sword of Zariel is a longsword, so it deals 1d10 when I'm wielding it with 2 hands. It also has this ability:

Searing Radiance. The sword deals an extra 9 (2d8) radiant damage to any creature it hits, or 16 (3d10) radiant damage if you’re wielding the weapon with two hands. An evil creature that takes this radiant damage must succeed on a DC 17 Constitution saving throw or be blinded until the end of its next turn.

Giving it 4d10 base damage dice, which is tripled to 12d10 by the Potion of Giant Size.

Holy Weapon gives me an extra 2d8 damage on hit.

I'm smiting, expending two 4th level spell slots for an extra 5d8 damage on each hit.

The Bladeborn Sorcerer also has this ability:

Starting at 14th level, you add your Charisma modifier to the damage of your weapon attacks while you are holding your weapon that has your Magic Endowment active on it. Additionally, when you hit with your Endowed Weapon, you may expend an amount of sorcery points of your choice up to your Charisma modifier (minimum of one) to deal an extra damage dice of the weapon's type per sorcery point expended. 

Which lets me expend 5 sorc points on hit to deal an extra 5 weapon dice of damage (5d10 in this case).

And lastly, Bladeborn Sorc's extra attack is written as such:

At 6th level, you can attack twice, instead of once, whenever you take the Attack action. When you use this feature, you may replace one of the attacks with a sorcerer cantrip that has a casting time of 1 action.

Allowing me to replace one of my attacks with a Booming Blade, giving me an extra 3d8 on the first attack.

For a total of 17d10+10d8+12 on the first hit and 17d10+7d8+12 on the second. The second one ended up critting for 34d10+14d8+12

well, I'm glad I get to die now. my prediction that I'd lose my streak at 3 came true, apparently.

I did say it was time to dust off the OP oneshot characters

I challenge the next person that isn't persuasion to a 1v1 here.

what happened, I was gone for an hour?

I blame the homebrew, and also the only melee caster thing. I won initiative, so if I was using the diviner, you'd be dead.

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what happened, I was gone for an hour?

 hey you, you read the challenge, get over there

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I challenge the next person that isn't persuasion to a 1v1 here.

 Cricks knuckles, I haven't gone up against iExist in a bit, I'm game