Fanatics come fight here! ( 20th level gladiator arena )

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if we are STILL having this argument smokehorn, casting wish takes an action, magic item or no.

 I KNOW, you're not listening to me. The round starts AFTER you turn into a cat, not while! 

1. The Mammoth comes in (which would kill you)

2. I (thinking your close enough) attack with my luck blade. I also attack with my laser pistol (which would also kill you)

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if we are STILL having this argument smokehorn, casting wish takes an action, magic item or no.

 I KNOW, you're not listening to me. The round starts AFTER you turn into a cat, not while! 

1. The Mammoth comes in (which would kill you)

2. I (thinking your close enough) attack with my luck blade. I also attack with my antimatter rifle (which would also kill you)

 THREAD ANNOUNCEMENT

1. iExist is a cat for 1 round starting on Smokehorn's turn

2. 1v1s, 2v2s, 1v3s, etc, etc will be done on PBP

3. Posting here and battling here after the battle finishes will be mostly chaos and means you are okay with that

the antimatter rifle that got turned into a sword?

and no, once again, you couldn't approach me. your wish was to turn me into a cat, I turned into a cat and you only had one turn to attack me. (the turn after you turned me into a cat) spirit guardians (again) would prevent you from approaching me, as you didn't declare a move on the turn that you wished me into a cat. after that, you weren't close enough to me to have me also be hit by lightning, and again, I bring up death ward.

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the antimatter rifle that got turned into a sword?

and no, once again, you couldn't approach me. your wish was to turn me into a cat, I turned into a cat and you only had one turn to attack me. (the turn after you turned me into a cat) spirit guardians (again) would prevent you from approaching me, as you didn't declare a move on the turn that you wished me into a cat. after that, you weren't close enough to me to have me also be hit by lightning, and again, I bring up death ward.

 Death Ward doesn't function twice! Plus, I meant to say laser pistol, and I also did declare a move.

the laser pistol that I have already made my point against? you were holding a luck blade sword in one hand and a longsword in the other (was previously an antimatter rifle) and declared no stow actions. as for the move, I'm checking that one out now.

you didn't move on the turn you turned me into a cat, and unless you are saying it took more than one turn (in which I would like to be allowed to move then) there is no difference from when you cast wish to when I was transformed

HOLD IT

just stop you guys, it's already too late to do anything...

well, I've made my arguments, if smokehorn would like to contest them, he can. I will then counter-contest the arguments, hopefully being correct.

I believe that I have countered all of smokehorn's arguments so far, if I am wrong, please point them out.

Okay, just let Bold finish his battle with Wyndsaber

I will. if smokehorn wants to continue the argument, we can use the ooc thread

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I guess that seems like a good idea...

 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adohands Kitchen is NOT PLAY BY POST!!!

 it seems already diecieded, but i would be fine with doing it in kitchen, as long as we say in the first post that no one can post in that battle, and people should go to this thread to join.

We can finish as soon as Daethedir returns.

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the laser pistol that I have already made my point against? you were holding a luck blade sword in one hand and a longsword in the other (was previously an antimatter rifle) and declared no stow actions. as for the move, I'm checking that one out now.

 Dungeons & Dragons is illogical in that way!

A very bored mammoth turned human turned fire elemental turned back into a human is sitting up in the stands (I don't know if you actually have stands) and is immeasurably entertained.

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well, I've made my arguments, if smokehorn would like to contest them, he can. I will then counter-contest the arguments, hopefully being correct.

I believe that I have countered all of smokehorn's arguments so far, if I am wrong, please point them out.

 Not the one where the mammoth electrocuted you and run you over (Killing the cat at least 70-times over).

Daethedir, can we finish our battle?

Yes. I cast scorching ray at you at fifth level.

Attack: 7 Damage: 8 
Attack: 17 Damage: 12

Attack: 15 Damage: 10

Attack: 14 Damage: 10

Attack: 11 Damage: 6

Attack: 17 Damage: 7

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Yes. I cast scorching ray at you at fifth level.

Attack: 13 Damage: 4 
Attack: 11 Damage: 10

Attack: 10 Damage: 6

Attack: 12 Damage: 10

Attack: 5 Damage: 5

Attack: 4 Damage: 3

 None of those hit.

Action: EB
Beam #1: 33 to hit, 14 damage
Beam #2: 30 to hit, 7 damage
Beam #3: 21 to hit, 8 damage
Beam #4: 23 to hit, 9 damage
BA: EB
Beam #1: 17 to hit, 12 damage
Beam #2: 20 to hit, 12 damage
Beam #3: 23 to hit, 10 damage
Beam #4: 23 to hit, 6 damage
Movement: 30 ft. away from you
P.S. Why did you heal your hp, you should be at 150 hp (before this turn)

150 (previous turns) + 82 (this turn) + 12 (the two crits)