But not anything else

i can stop time

but whenever you do, you cannot restart time until you have been stuck in the frozen time for at least 10 years, so whenever you use it you noticably age

i have the power to know if any statement i hear is truthful (and i have working ears)

But you can`t tell if its false.

I can convince people to loan me money despite  the fact that i have an awful credit score.

but you can only convince them to loan you small amounts of money, and the source of this power is a deal with the archdevil mammon that forces you to give the archduke an portion of all the money you earn

i have the power to easily befriend rats and ravens

But only if you intend to eat them.

I can live in space.

you can but only as a space atom.

I can have all the powers in the world

But, like a super adaptoid, using more than one at a time can cause bad side effects- like losing them.

If I eat chicken nuggets, I can eat an unlimited amount, being neither hungry or overstuffed.

but the you get a heart attack from all the unhealthy food and die.

I can make trees sprout anywhere

But the only tree you can sprout is a flowering pear. (If you dont know what it is... it's disgusting.

I can be invisible when i fly.

But when you fly you explode 

i can give my self powers and take away flaws

I thought that you woulda said, "but you can't fly..."

unless you are over 1 month old

i can crawl as fast as i can run

But you run very slow.

I can change the temperature of  the room I'm in to whatever I want...

but only if the room temp is already exactly 163.240386789372197648948297626184938261 degrees fahrenheit

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i can destroy the universe with my will (im thanos)

But you die if you try.

I can grow wings at will, and retract them at will.

But, they're useless, puny, butterfly wings.

I can inject UV light and disinfectant into my body without being harmed in any way or dying.

and you're Donald Trump. Wait, thats not a flaw... But you can't donate blood or get a transfusion.

I can eat bat soup without getting coronavirus.

(I think it would be a flaw to become a 73 year old with an orange face. I'm a healthy 18 year old, so that would be a terrible flaw.)

But, you get every other virus any bat in the world has. (Ebola, SARS, other Coronaviruses, so on.)

I can drink bleach

but you die if you do

i can remove the bones of my enemies with the snap of my fingers