However the tarrasque is the puny 5e version (and not homebrew), and not the nice 4e version, also, it's clumsy when it's out of sight, like an RC car.
I can make pigeons and seagulls poop on your head, and they never miss or target me.
((the "puny" 5e version is still proficient in all saves, has advantage on saves against magic, hundreds of hit points, one of the highest armor class values in the game and shares the spot with tiamat for the highest CR monster in the game... I suddenly do not want to face the 4e version of this monster))
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
But every time you find a silver lining, a golden retriever dies.
I can rule the world if I wanted
But you don't want to
I can not have to sleep
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Oof poor retrievers :(
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
but you nightmares are real
i can do mind control
But your mind gets fried if you try to control anybody who's smarter than you
I can literally cry alligator tears
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But you never cry.
I can shapeshift into whatever I want
But only if you are alone, you shift back if other people are around.
I can look a page and memorize everything on it.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
((the "puny" 5e version is still proficient in all saves, has advantage on saves against magic, hundreds of hit points, one of the highest armor class values in the game and shares the spot with tiamat for the highest CR monster in the game... I suddenly do not want to face the 4e version of this monster))
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
The 4e version can't be killed. https://rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/98850/why-is-the-tarrasque-the-most-dreaded-creature
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But only a day before you die.
I can climb walls, even if they're completely flat
But you can't walk on floors or ceilings.
I can eat rocks, dirt, gravel and other inorganic materials.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
but only in zero gravity making it not a power.
i can play any instrument remotely, perfectly
But you can't play them IRL
I can summon Sedge.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But only if you murder someone first.
I can commit any crime and not get caught
once u do it twice u are killed by an angry mob
i can take any amount of fall damage and not lose any health
but only if you wear a parachute.
I can sprout flippers and a tail, and retract them, if i'm in or out of water, at will.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But the world shuns you and burns you at the stake.
I can win every time I play a board game
Unless I play against you...
I can manipulate dreams.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But only if that person cares deeply about you.
I can have unlimited amount of wealth
but you're convicted of stealing it and as a result your eyes are put out, your money is taken and you're put in prison for life.
I can drink poison and not die, (and any other beverage)
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine