But it only works when u are gone

i can sleep through anything

...including the rest of your life.

I have a lightsaber!

but you don't know how to activate it

I can plan an event so that it goes off without a hitch, and it never does.

But the event must involve multiple ball pits

I can communicate with any non-living thing, and it will talk back...

But it will only insult you. 

I can make anything I think of appear...

But it is made out of air

I can breathe 

So can everybody... (that's not a power)

I can break down doors and windows with one punch.

But the bones in your arm you punched with all shatter 

i can cast true polymorph at will

But only on yourself.

I can steal anything without getting caught.

But you have to perform a special ritual costing an arm and a leg beforehand.

I can control the levels of electromagnetic radiation at any given time.

...but only around a specific coin that you accidentally spent last week.

I have perfect balance...

When u are sleeping

I can distract anyone for over a day

but only by playing the flute really poorly

i can punch so fast that the air molecules do not have time to move out of the way of my fist, forcing them to react with eachother and the entire atmosphere to combust

Yeah you die though 

I can take away powers but the person I take them from still have flaws

they still have emotional flaws, as do anybody, and you adopt the drawbacks of their super power without its benefit whenever you use your abillity

i have the super power of being super vague about exactly what my powers and limitations are, as they seemingly fluctuate mid sentence, but it always is something about telekinesis or telepathy or both 

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But you have to perform a special ritual costing an arm and a leg beforehand.

 

 does it have to be your own leg and arm or sombody elses arms and legs, could i use the ritual once to steal several arms and legs and now have an good supply for the future?

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i can cast true polymorph at will

 we really missed a golden opportunity to have the abillity to cast true polymorph, but only on a guy named will, alas that never happened

Only your arms and legs will work, after all it's your power.... better make it a good heist...

I can slow down and speed up time around me at will...

Stretchy arms and legs but not —- you know