I can cause people to say really embarrassing things, and I never say anything embarrassing myself...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
But every time you do, you lose a body part, which cannot come back.
I can cause people to say really embarrassing things about themselves, and I never say anything embarrassing myself...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But you always get headaches from not staying up to watch foreign election news all night.
I can crush a ripe pear between my buttocks...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
However, they never remember to actually give you the money.
I can turn people into sumo wrestlers (physique, training, outfit and martial skills)...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
of acorns
I can see all invisible creatures
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
But no visible ones.
I can cause people to say really embarrassing things, and I never say anything embarrassing myself...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
They say really embarrassing things about you
I can create awesome stories first try, that anybody would enjoy
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
But you never say them or write them.
I can pet any cat, and nobody minds
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
But they can only be dead cats
I can come back to life infinitely
I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
But every time you do, you lose a body part, which cannot come back.
I can cause people to say really embarrassing things about themselves, and I never say anything embarrassing myself...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But the people you influence do. All the time.
I can never get headaches from staying up to watch foreign election news all night.
Chilling kinda vibe.
But you always get headaches from not staying up to watch foreign election news all night.
I can crush a ripe pear between my buttocks...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But no-one asked.
I am never distracted...
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
But you never focus on the right thing.
I cannot be frightened.
Chilling kinda vibe.
...of fluffy pink bunnies.
I am a dragon with an AC of 30...
Join the Oboe Orchestra!
Semicolons are the most addictive punctuation mark there is; and also one of the most helpful.
If you like grammar, go to the Cult of Grammar, for grammatical sticklers. And my grammar may not be perfect, okay, but SHHHHHHH!!!
The HLE; my homebrew monster/character.
...and an intelligence on 1.
I can cast any d&d spell in real life at will...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
But only in your dreams.
I have a Strength of 30 (in my dreams :)).
Chilling kinda vibe.
but a Constitution of 1
I have 44 Strength in real life
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
....but stats max out at 30, and the rule lawyer gods make all your stats 1 in vengeance.
I can imagine something and instantly produce a d&d stat block for it, a perfect drawing for it, and an idea of how to use it in a story...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
but not after 1 day
I can never fail
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
To disappoint people.
I can make anyone laugh...
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
at you. Sadly, they never laugh with you.
I can convince people to buy useless junk that nobody would ever want.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
However, they never remember to actually give you the money.
I can turn people into sumo wrestlers (physique, training, outfit and martial skills)...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But only by giving them all of your food.
I can get people to do whatever I want.
Chilling kinda vibe.