I can change the probability of events happening even if it has a 0% chance of happening...
But only by +/- 0.0000000000000001%.
I can summon a ham sandwich at will.
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1 Unfortunately some business man found you, cut you up and sold you to kids
2 But its poisonous and you have to eat it
I can cast things at tenth level
(But I really really wanted a ham sandwich!)
Granted - But since you don't have any 10th level slots you are unable to actually power the spell.
I have the power to create any form of sandwich I want.
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…But nobody wants to play them without THEM being the dm
I want to create a cool dnd world…
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
But dnd beyond already has an article on how to do that, including adventures from the feywild featuring material from The Wild Beyond the Witchlight, or create your own magical adventure with Strixhaven, all with a simple free membership. Or you could subscribe and get our reward dice...
I have the power to end this thread whenever I want to...
I can teleport anywhere I can see or clearly imagine at will with no side effects, and if the location is nonexistent I can create a demiplane of it that only I can access and that remains until I dismiss it...
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But only by +/- 0.0000000000000001%.
I can summon a ham sandwich at will.
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
You did a repeat
1 Unfortunately some business man found you, cut you up and sold you to kids
2 But its poisonous and you have to eat it
I can cast things at tenth level
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
(But I really really wanted a ham sandwich!)
Granted - But since you don't have any 10th level slots you are unable to actually power the spell.
I have the power to create any form of sandwich I want.
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
...but doing so will age you 30 years each time.
I can look like DaBaby...
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
...but only partially for short increments of time
I can make the best adventures in d&d 5e...
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
…But nobody wants to play them without THEM being the dm
I want to create a cool dnd world…
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
But dnd beyond already has an article on how to do that, including adventures from the feywild featuring material from The Wild Beyond the Witchlight, or create your own magical adventure with Strixhaven, all with a simple free membership. Or you could subscribe and get our reward dice...
I have the power to end this thread whenever I want to...
Updog
But people can just make a new one
I can have the last comment on the last comment wins forum
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
You are the only person on the forum
I can survive anything without being injured to the point of immobilization
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
But you experience the amount of pain x100000
I can live/be a god in all the worlds I imagined
Pomastat, god of fungi, bees and acting | CG/NG/ | Domains: Trickery, Nature
But you are only a god in your imagination
I can create infinite muffins, to be enjoyed by me alone, not be poisonous, and be completely safe and invincible while eating them
Updog
Your mouth has been permanently sowed shut
I can reply to my own comment
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
But not on this thread
I can be in the 5d
Pomastat, god of fungi, bees and acting | CG/NG/ | Domains: Trickery, Nature
The physical 5ed version is not yet released in your country, so you only get an 8-bits version of D&D ( manuals & campaigns included ).
I can de-rail your Thread.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
So long as your thread means your plans for today
I can make delicous food
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
But the food is poisonous.
I can turn people into rats who obey my bidding..
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
But, since the rats posseses an INT of 3, your biddings results in a high loose of your money, honey.....
I can train rats to hunt cats.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
...but you are a cat.
I can teleport anywhere I can see or clearly imagine at will with no side effects, and if the location is nonexistent I can create a demiplane of it that only I can access and that remains until I dismiss it...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But then, you failed the Concentration required to imagine, causing your body to be deformed into a Blob mass.
I can text an hypertext
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
but only of dnd beyond home screen
I can create delicious non-poisonous food at will
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"