But not a dragons mouth! You enter a dnd book, and get eaten.
I can phase through time to avoid all damage
Oh oops, guess you accidentally phased back in time and came in contact with yourself. With a paradox being created, both you and your past self are wiped out of existence.
I can eat anything I want and get nutrients from it safely no matter what it is.
...But you have 1 Hit Point...
I have 50 AC...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
Why did you collect that many air conditioning units? Tgats just a waste of money
I can run Doom on my smart fridge
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
The fridge is SO smart that it opens up and all the heck-beasts run out and eat you.
I can have a superpower with no flaws whatsoever.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
But your superpower is that you can breath air
I always role a natural 20
... but so does the enemy...
My enemies always roll 1s, while I always roll 20...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
...on a d100. You fail teleportation and get stranded in the Astral Plane.
I can always make omelets without burning them or messing them up...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
...but you always promptly drop them when about to serve yourself.
I am a paladin of Tyr...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
What??? You must be thinking of the Kill the player above you thread. Oh well...
...But you displease Tyr and he smites you.
I can jump two miles up and land safely every time...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
... but, if you use it, you die (from scientific reasons).
I am a good Vampire with no weaknesses in the real world...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
… but that doesn’t matter, because your real weaknesses are in you mind, driving you insane
I am proficient in all manner of weapons, and cannot die but by my own blade, and I’m not clumsy…
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD
Your own blade seems to be cursed, so each time you touch it don't forget to roll a CHA DC 18 saving throw.
I am proficient with every dice set I own.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
But you forget your dice, borrow a friends, and suffer the consequences….
I am a god
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD
You are a god in your own Jail....... xD
I has Lee.... and you not.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
But I has paid lee to join mee ;)
I hold in my hand the power of the universe
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD
.......... Heman comes and slaps you with "" ambience "" swagg.
I hold the jiggy jiggy show.....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
... you don't know how to use the power of the universe.
I have the ability to travel into any book or movie I feel like with out getting stuck...
But not a dragons mouth! You enter a dnd book, and get eaten.
I can phase through time to avoid all damage
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD
Oh oops, guess you accidentally phased back in time and came in contact with yourself. With a paradox being created, both you and your past self are wiped out of existence.
I can eat anything I want and get nutrients from it safely no matter what it is.
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
You can only eat what you can bite. (so no biting the bars in jail for money laundering.)
I can create any fantasy creature I want.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
But they always turn on you… oops!
I am the king of the rouges
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD