But you got censored by the YT algorithm, so you can only crap rainbows.
I can defeat Omni-Man without dying.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
but you only insult them, no matter what you say.
I can travel back in time
My pronouns are she/her
I love DnD, Harry Potter, books, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, and food, plus a whole list of others
Currently thinking of joining the Harry Potter Hogwarts Thread
In the Cult of Nerds and Dorks as a dorky nerd
Just a friendly reminder to keep comment chains short! Thanks! (oh God why do I sound like an airline stewardess!!!!??)
but only to specific locations where everybody dies
I can not be shy!
You also cant talk
I have a never ending cookie
it creates double the amount of the cookies you ate before.
I can TALK to people
(That's not a flaw at all)
but only to half the population. the rest you can only bark at
I can change my apperance at will
But you are always revealed 5 minutes later.
I have vulnerability to all damage, but I am resistant to force damage.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Knight of random
As long as you're wielding a Lance
I can swim through air...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
but you always drown in water.
I can't starve or die of thirst. . .
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
you are an autognome in a racist town
I shit rainbows.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Knight of random
But you got censored by the YT algorithm, so you can only crap rainbows.
I can defeat Omni-Man without dying.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
But you can't touch grass without dying
I have the stats of a level 20 DnD wizard
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
but you have a phobia of using magic.
I am a potato with a human brain.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
But all you can think about is how many people want to eat you because you are a potato.
I can light things on fire, or put out any fire, with a thought.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Any thought, actually, even if it wasn't about that.
I can control minds...
Hi.
But you can't do much with them, because they all seem to be stuck inside of these things called skulls.
I can win every staring contest I ever compete in, without any negative side effects to me or to my health.
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But everyone who competes with you gains a third eye, eventually leading to general refusal to play.
My writing speed can keep up with my thoughts.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
But to contradict that, your thinking speed slows dramatically.
I can conjure up delicious food, ready for safe consumption, whenever I want.
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But it stays forever out of your reach like Tantalus from Greek myths.
I run really fast.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
but your feet get really sore extremely quickly, so you have to walk with a limp the rest of the day.
I can swim forever without getting tired.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
but in only 3 feet deep water
I can mind control anybody in the world...
Rolled a Nat 1...
Imma just curl up and die