Super Power... With a Flaw

even your emotions! your sad now.....

I am able to breath air, and water.

But you are half fish and half human, so you require both at the same time.

I can tell how much of a moron someone is just by looking at them.

Then you are overloaded when you look in a mirror!

I can eat anything without it being harmful to me (like Matter-eater Lad).

But you must be constantly eating, otherwise you starve

I know the best approach to any and every situation...

But only ten minutes after the situation has resolved (thanks, Captain Hindsight!)

I have super-flexible joints, beyond the normal human limit of contortion.

However, you need to manually contort them(move one arm with the other arm)

I can remember anything i see or hear...

Now you really wish your browsing history wasn't that horrendous!

I have unlimited stamina!

you can't sleep now, and your brain is being deprived of valuable rest.

I can summon ham, and cheese sandwiches.

The ham is still in pig form and the cheese is moldy.

I can cause the TV remote to appear in my hand no matter where in the room I am.

The remote appears, but without batteries.

I am indestructible...

...physically. Emotionally, you're as fragile as can be.

My feet smell nice.

... to an otyugh.

I have technopathy (communicate and control technology)

Listening in on the internet is a charm, but all those toxic comments though...~ 


 I can make things appear out it nothing and make a living out of it. 

... by living in the void by yourself.

I control the very elements themselves!

But only when the elements are inside a 2oz glass jar.

I can speak with the dead.

... they're not responsive though.

I can view the infrared and ultraviolet spectrum in addition to normal human vision.

But you view them all at the same time.

Every time I think of pudding, I find a hundred dollar bill.

...but you have a curse on you preventing you from even thinking about any form of dessert.

I can alter gravity to my will.

But it only effects plants.

I can make any clothing turn into candy (unless it is made of metal or plastic).

It happens randomly. Oops, taffy socks.....

I can hover.