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Your not Spider-Man your spooderman
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
You have bad grammar.
I have a steady amount of passive income
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Cmon dont tell me you dont know spooderman! Look it up!
Quote from MonksAreGreat70 >> You have bad grammar. I have a steady amount of passive income
...of anvils in your face.
I can get proper nutrients, vitamins and such from any food, allowing cake to be as healthy as broccoli for me...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But you get a vitamin overdose.
i can magically refill any glass…..
...with water that burns.
I can burn the water...
But only if you add oil.
I can build anything, from any material...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
But only if its on top of a platform of pure diamond
i can use the wish spell at will…….
...if you become a god. Which requires an even deadlier quest then your last one!
I have infinite totems of undying from Minecraft...
…in minecraft.
I can summon a magic companion (alive) at will…
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
But they are powerless.
I can summon 1,000,000,000 normal crows at will...
... it's lazy and never does anything.
*Ninja'ed, new one: they aren't called murders for no reason. That reason involves you :)*
I can think of cool powers...
But only when stoned, buzzed, high, AND drunk, all at once.
I can live forever...
...by constantly drinking energy drinks, which makes you bankrupt and in debt buying them all.
I am rich...
For a poor person.
I can overthrow any government with ease...
Quote from Bananer28046 >> Cmon dont tell me you dont know spooderman! Look it up!
I know spooderman
Quote from Bananer28046 >> Your not Spider-Man your spooderman
I was referring to you using the wrong “your” it should be “you’re not Spiderman you’re spooderman”
Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> For a poor person. I can overthrow any government with ease...
But so can anyone else. Prepare for a coup
I know presdigitation IRL
Quote from MonksAreGreat70 >> Quote from Bananer28046 >> Cmon dont tell me you dont know spooderman! Look it up! I know spooderman Quote from Bananer28046 >> Your not Spider-Man your spooderman I was referring to you using the wrong “your” it should be “you’re not Spiderman you’re spooderman” Quote from Kasrik_the_Wizard >> For a poor person. I can overthrow any government with ease... But so can anyone else. Prepare for a coup I know presdigitation IRL
You can digitIze preschoolers. But out of the goodness of your heart you only do it now and then.
I am a level 20 wizard irl...
But you had terrible luck with hp rolling. Your hp is only 25.
I can plunge the world into anarchy...
But someone finally sets up an actual good global government that cares about the people and the planet.
I have nine lives
But only when drunk.
I can punch through steel without pain or injury...
Your not Spider-Man your spooderman
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
You have bad grammar.
I have a steady amount of passive income
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Cmon dont tell me you dont know spooderman! Look it up!
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
...of anvils in your face.
I can get proper nutrients, vitamins and such from any food, allowing cake to be as healthy as broccoli for me...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But you get a vitamin overdose.
i can magically refill any glass…..
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
...with water that burns.
I can burn the water...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But only if you add oil.
I can build anything, from any material...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
But only if its on top of a platform of pure diamond
i can use the wish spell at will…….
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
...if you become a god. Which requires an even deadlier quest then your last one!
I have infinite totems of undying from Minecraft...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
…in minecraft.
I can summon a magic companion (alive) at will…
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
But they are powerless.
I can summon 1,000,000,000 normal crows at will...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
... it's lazy and never does anything.
*Ninja'ed, new one: they aren't called murders for no reason. That reason involves you :)*
I can think of cool powers...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But only when stoned, buzzed, high, AND drunk, all at once.
I can live forever...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
...by constantly drinking energy drinks, which makes you bankrupt and in debt buying them all.
I am rich...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
For a poor person.
I can overthrow any government with ease...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I know spooderman
I was referring to you using the wrong “your” it should be “you’re not Spiderman you’re spooderman”
But so can anyone else. Prepare for a coup
I know presdigitation IRL
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
You can digitIze preschoolers. But out of the goodness of your heart you only do it now and then.
I am a level 20 wizard irl...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But you had terrible luck with hp rolling. Your hp is only 25.
I can plunge the world into anarchy...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
But someone finally sets up an actual good global government that cares about the people and the planet.
I have nine lives
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
But only when drunk.
I can punch through steel without pain or injury...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."