I can fly through the air with wings on my back that are not at all cumbersome but are strong enough to hold me, and everyone accepts and appreciates me for who I am, wings included.
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"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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no power you die
I can eat anything....
I can morph into a potato but will kill anything that eats me from inside when I turn back
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
Right, you can kill people when you turn back. You can't turn back!
I can cast Wish at will
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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...but the opposite of what you wish for happens, and yet you don't realize this. This caused some trouble when you wished for world peace.
I can gain any superpower.
But it takes a years worth of paper work too get it.
I can summon UN used toilet paper.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
You can summon toilet paper that United Nations members used
I can make real 100$ bills appear in my hands
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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You make Bill appear in your hands. He calls himself 100-dollar Bill because that's his net worth.
I have the ability to shoot radiation out of my eyes.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Your eyes are destroyed by the radiation
I grow wings that I use to fly
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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However you can't UN-grow them. And they are very cumbersome.
I can shapeshif.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
You can shapeshif. This means that you can shif your shape. Now you just need to find out what 'shiffing' is!
I can make my wings appear and vanish at will
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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They appear, but are too small to be of any use.
I wish for immunity to radiation
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Including solar radiation. Whatever tan you had is now gone.
I can grant magic wishes, and can chose which ones get granted.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
You can only choose crappy wishes.
I wish for some delicious apples
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
You can get delicious apples that have already been eaten
Also, this isn't Twist the Wish. Superpowers only, dude
I can fly without the need for wings
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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You gain an airplane license. Due to not knowing how, you crash instantly.
I can turn people into pink rocks.
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Their pet tigers eat you in a fit of rage.
I can fly through the air with wings on my back that are not at all cumbersome but are strong enough to hold me, and everyone accepts and appreciates me for who I am, wings included.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
SO you are someone's pet canary.
I can turn into an octopus and back....
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
You can, but forget that you can turn back when you are an octopus, seeing as you now have the octopus's brain, and not your own.
I am so lucky that nothing bad happens to me.
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
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But nothing good happens. ever.
I am an eternal bachelor
You are always single, forever.
I can magically create the things I imagine, but only on purpose.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy