... but only at noon. I can gain a gaseous form...
The form happens to be a very noxious cloud of farts. Like football locker room farts.
I can change my height at will.
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
which is almost immediately followed by severe bad luck.
I can change any kind of water into beer.
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Unfortunately, you have no immune system and cannot leave your hospital bed for more than a minute a day.
I know how to solve any problem as soon as I hear about it, but I am under no compulsion to blurt out this information which would make me look like an insufferable know-it-all.
The limbs that regenerate aren't the ones that were lost, sometimes they come back as limbs of other species.
I can teleport myself into books and other fictional universes.
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
...but the prizes are only worth 2 cents.
i can control plants
That grow inside your stomach and are bigger than a basket ball.
Any drink I touch turns into pure water.
So does any liquid medicine.
I have glow in the dark feet.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
... but only at noon. I can gain a gaseous form...
I can walk on ant surface, at any angle...
The form happens to be a very noxious cloud of farts. Like football locker room farts.
I can change my height at will.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
But only in increments of 20 feet. I can change form...
... when I fall asleep.
I have extreme good luck...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
which is almost immediately followed by severe bad luck.
I can change any kind of water into beer.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
But only with an alcohol content of infinity.
I can turn anything I touch into gold...
A gold color. You can only turn things you touch into a gold color.
I can't be killed or murdered, I can only die from diseases, old age, etc...
Unfortunately, you have no immune system and cannot leave your hospital bed for more than a minute a day.
I know how to solve any problem as soon as I hear about it, but I am under no compulsion to blurt out this information which would make me look like an insufferable know-it-all.
...But only when within 5 feet of a pig
I can control insects with the power of my mind...
... however you never divulge or act upon the information.
I can control BEES!
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But you have to get permission from a jazz-lovong in order to do so.
I can survive in any condition, including space, and volcanoes.
... but nothing within a mile of you survives.
I can control and absorb radiation.
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
This changes you, You become radioactive yourself making it so you can never have hugs.
I am the most charismatic person alive
True but only over people the size of an atom
I can regenerate my limbs
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
The limbs that regenerate aren't the ones that were lost, sometimes they come back as limbs of other species.
I can teleport myself into books and other fictional universes.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
....But immediately wind up dead because you cant live in a book.
I can be awesome...
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.