Your lies are so convincing that they become the actual truth.
The food that I cook is of the highest quality regardless of ingredients available.
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
But that only happens when the stars align.
I understand anything explained and can come up with the correct conclusion with little to work with...
But it is only correct if you ate nothing but pickles for the last 3 years with no water whatsoever.
I am always awesome...
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You turn into the word awesome
I can duplicate myself
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
...But your duplicates instantly turn into pink rocks.
I can shoot toads out of my eyes
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you only have eyes
I can turn rocks into people
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But then they make their own government and try to take over Earth.
I can mimic anything.
Yes but you can only mimic, you cant do anything yourself
I am the most amazing lier
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Your lies are so convincing that they become the actual truth.
The food that I cook is of the highest quality regardless of ingredients available.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
sadly you cant cook because you are dead
I am liked by everyone
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
No one likes dead people.
I have all DnD beyond content....
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in another realm where such thing does not exist
I am not dead
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But everyone else is dead.
I can make books appear out of thin air.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Doing so depletes all the available air in a room, suffocating you and anyone else instantly. Whatever you do, don't use this power outside!
I know the perfect comeback to any insult and can unleash it at exactly the right moment.
Unfortunately, when you insult someone, you are forced to continue insulting with comebacks and never stop until you die of starvation.
i have a tortle shell.
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... Which the tortle wants back. Poor tortle...
I can turn coffee into tea and vice versa...
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But the tea and coffee are always filled with worms.
i can cast dissonant whispers at will....
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... Poor Will. What did Will ever do to you?
I have superhuman reflexes...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But every time you see a small moving object you have a seizure.
I can hit you with dissonant whispers...
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... but Dissonant Whispers requires a saving throw, not attack roll...
I can change the taste of anything I want to any flavour I want...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But it instantly tastes like smashed dog poop when you try to eat it.
I can eat any animal...
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