Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Countershere(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
Except you're never hungry, and you may accidentally starve to death.
I can alter reality...
Reality that does not exceed your own personal perception. The world at large is unaffected, but you can give yourself some seriously psychedelic trips.
My superpower allows me to briefly double my maximum walking speed without changing my stride.
... doesn't mean it's healthy for you.
I can turn into a car!
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But you can't change back.
I can turn into a pink dragon and back!
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
... But not your front.
I can project my senses thanks to my incredible psychic powers!
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But you launch your brain out too. because psycic abilities come from the brain.
I can turn people into pink rocks!
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
... But can you smell what the pink rocks are cooking?
I can craft the perfect miniatures, with expert paint jobs and everything!
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But they come to life and kill everyone you love ( :( )
I can smell what the pink rocks are cooking!
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
They never cook again
I can teleport anything into my vicinity
Anything, but you don't get to choose, and it happens all the time.
I have the Charisma of Sam Riegal...
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
...Thanks for stealing it. Now he's letting the side down on the show!
I have theme music!
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But it's Friday. Friday. The song Friday. How dare you!
I am awesome!
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
... Only when you are part of a team!
I have perfect accuracy with any ranged weapon; gun, bow & arrow, crossbow & bolt, throwing knife, etc...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
But you don't know how to use them...
I'm awesome alone!
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
But no body knows it
I am your master
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But anyone you master is your son.
I roll twenties all the time!
But you have no party to join
I am the daughter of Satan 😈
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you get baptized, and are not anymore.
I can eat anything unhealthy and it's healthy!
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Except you're never hungry, and you may accidentally starve to death.
I can alter reality...
Reality that does not exceed your own personal perception. The world at large is unaffected, but you can give yourself some seriously psychedelic trips.
My superpower allows me to briefly double my maximum walking speed without changing my stride.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.
Guys, pls."
except you have no legs
I can send telepathic messages
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you need to cut off a body part before doing so.
I can write perfect movies, books, etc.