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Quote from Mother_Coconuts >> But you need to cut off a body part before doing so. I can write perfect movies, books, etc.
But you need to cut off a body part before doing so.
I can write perfect movies, books, etc.
Perfect from an artsy-fartsy perspective. You and your friends think your output is genius; everyone else thinks its pretentious.
I can give people cavities just by pointing at them.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.Guys, pls."
But you get cavities too.
I can read all writing.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
But only in pitch darkness.
I can Green-Lantern-esque-ly summon any object.
But the object you spawn will eventually kill you.
I know eveyones weakness...
...But you can't spell anything right.
I can double the amount of anything...
But now you don't.
I can take peoples superpowers....
By yourself. Now everyone can read your mind, but you have no idea what you are thinking. ever.
I can kill the inkbeast...
But your lips can be read.
I can leap high.
50 feet to be exact, but you have no ability to fall unharmed.
I have the most creative ideas all the time and everyone likes them...
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
But you are mute so you can’t tell anyone
I can freeze time whenever I want
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you are also frozen and can't do anything besides unfreeze time.
I have the ability to never color outside the lines.
...but you have OCD.
I can inflict any condition upon an opponent...
But you feel you feel the pain you inflict upon your opponent every time
I can heal super fast
But you are easily hurt, and bleed quickly.
I'm a human lie detector.
But you are unable to lie, you always have to tell the truth
I can heal others
In order to do so, you have to endure their injuries and illnesses yourself, resulting in HUGE medical bills.
I can make anyone do what I tell them to.
But afterwards, those people are permanatley agressive when they see you.
I can change colors.
Quote from Mother_Coconuts >> But afterwards, those people are permanatley agressive when they see you. I can change colors.
Only to brown.
I can eat rocks without adverse physical harm.
Perfect from an artsy-fartsy perspective. You and your friends think your output is genius; everyone else thinks its pretentious.
I can give people cavities just by pointing at them.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.
Guys, pls."
But you get cavities too.
I can read all writing.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
But only in pitch darkness.
I can Green-Lantern-esque-ly summon any object.
But the object you spawn will eventually kill you.
I know eveyones weakness...
...But you can't spell anything right.
I can double the amount of anything...
But now you don't.
I can take peoples superpowers....
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
By yourself. Now everyone can read your mind, but you have no idea what you are thinking. ever.
I can kill the inkbeast...
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
But your lips can be read.
I can leap high.
50 feet to be exact, but you have no ability to fall unharmed.
I have the most creative ideas all the time and everyone likes them...
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
But you are mute so you can’t tell anyone
I can freeze time whenever I want
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you are also frozen and can't do anything besides unfreeze time.
I have the ability to never color outside the lines.
...but you have OCD.
I can inflict any condition upon an opponent...
But you feel you feel the pain you inflict upon your opponent every time
I can heal super fast
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you are easily hurt, and bleed quickly.
I'm a human lie detector.
But you are unable to lie, you always have to tell the truth
I can heal others
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
In order to do so, you have to endure their injuries and illnesses yourself, resulting in HUGE medical bills.
I can make anyone do what I tell them to.
But afterwards, those people are permanatley agressive when they see you.
I can change colors.
Only to brown.
I can eat rocks without adverse physical harm.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.
Guys, pls."