She is hit by a school bus, is run over, and left on the side of the road. Another school bus hits her and runs her over again. Then, a herd of unicorns tramples her to repeatedly until what they assume is her death.
But Nikki can’t die. She lies there, an apparent corpse on the highway, for days. Every car, truck, bus, and horse-drawn carriage runs over her. A entire parade takes place. People dance and cheer, and still Nikki can’t die. Vultures peck away at her eyes, and still Nikki can’t die. She lies there, her body inert, slowly rotting, until the end of the month, when she is served as Thanksgiving Dinner for a group of overly enthusiastic cannibals named George, Herbert, and Twinkle.
what the-
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Whatever it takes
Yeah, take me to the top
I'm ready for whatever it takes
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
I do what it takes
Moving on, the wheel spins again! We're halfway! d10 time
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
NIKKI
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
how about death by too much glitter?
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Can i snuggle her to death?
I don't have any other ideas i'm savin the brutal ones for shmeb
Hey I'm an Irish guy livin in Dublin
I go by Full/Fulltime, my pronouns are He/Him
PM me the word potato
(I post whenever the heck I want)
thats probably a better option
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
are Flumphs cuddly?
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Maybe?
Hey I'm an Irish guy livin in Dublin
I go by Full/Fulltime, my pronouns are He/Him
PM me the word potato
(I post whenever the heck I want)
then they can help Nolkiss_V2
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
oh oh oh! drown her in fluffy blankets with encouregeing words on them!
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
We're going with Nolkiss and Vipers ideas, +think of more! We need to give Nikki the best one
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
what's wrong with mine?
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
are flumphs not cuddly enough?
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
We'll add flumphs!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Thats messed up
Hey I'm an Irish guy livin in Dublin
I go by Full/Fulltime, my pronouns are He/Him
PM me the word potato
(I post whenever the heck I want)
no. just no. she doesn't deserve that.
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Wait frick what did I miss I was talking to Nolkiss and Viper?!
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
I think that Nothic is mad that he lost both of his accounts
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Or a fluffy flumph smothering! That’s good too! Yay!
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