One of the writers of this story becomes very confused, and mildly scared, and self inserts to tell the main character the whatever is happening is not right. Then he disappears
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
John continued to take bite after bite of the cake ,and was happy to have kept some of the human cake. Felt like just yesturday he was baking it ,but now the binge was over so perhaps he would take up a hobby like fishing, hiking, insulting the god emperor ,or learn to ride a bike.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
John continued to take bite after bite of the cake ,and was happy to have kept some of the human cake. Felt like just yesturday he was baking it ,but now the binge was over so perhaps he would take up a hobby like fishing, hiking, insulting the god emperor ,or learn to ride a bike.
That cake is a dragon polymorphed into a cake! Just curious if you knew and intended this?
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May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
John continued to take bite after bite of the cake ,and was happy to have kept some of the human cake. Felt like just yesturday he was baking it ,but now the binge was over so perhaps he would take up a hobby like fishing, hiking, insulting the god emperor ,or learn to ride a bike.
That cake is a dragon polymorphed into a cake! Just curious if you knew and intended this?
I thought it was a reference to the cake post I made about John baking a person into cakes. atleast that was my reference. Not sure about the one your talking about... gonna have to read over some of the posts.... I always have a bad habit of skimming over things I read...
As John continued to sit there watching the blank screen he decided to get up. Then sat down again to ponder what to do next pondering both the meaning of breakfast in bed and that thing that happened in the summer of 1964...
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
then that was when Barry White came in and joined the party ,and that's when the lights turned dim. The champagne was poured, the scented candles were lit, the curtains were closed, the incense were lit as well ,and Barry began singing.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
you click the little sideways arrow within the black square. if you hover over the icon it should pop up 'embed a video' telling you what it is.
John got so confused with the singing. It was entertaining to say the least ,but he ended up grabbing a bottle of champagne and heading over to the next room as this was some drama he had no intention in involving himself in.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
you click the little sideways arrow within the black square. if you hover over the icon it should pop up 'embed a video' telling you what it is.
John got so confused with the singing. It was entertaining to say the least ,but he ended up grabbing a bottle of champagne and heading over to the next room as this was some drama he had no intention in involving himself in.
Thank you!
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May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As the halfling managed to coin "raining cats and dogs", it danced and cheered with joy. As is danced and cheered it fell down the hill and bumped it's crown.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
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One of the writers of this story becomes very confused, and mildly scared, and self inserts to tell the main character the whatever is happening is not right. Then he disappears
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
"what the heck?" John exclaims to himself.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
John continued to take bite after bite of the cake ,and was happy to have kept some of the human cake. Felt like just yesturday he was baking it ,but now the binge was over so perhaps he would take up a hobby like fishing, hiking, insulting the god emperor ,or learn to ride a bike.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
That cake is a dragon polymorphed into a cake! Just curious if you knew and intended this?
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
I thought it was a reference to the cake post I made about John baking a person into cakes. atleast that was my reference. Not sure about the one your talking about... gonna have to read over some of the posts.... I always have a bad habit of skimming over things I read...
As John continued to sit there watching the blank screen he decided to get up. Then sat down again to ponder what to do next pondering both the meaning of breakfast in bed and that thing that happened in the summer of 1964...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
when he and rick astley had had an epic bromance...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
then that was when Barry White came in and joined the party ,and that's when the lights turned dim. The champagne was poured, the scented candles were lit, the curtains were closed, the incense were lit as well ,and Barry began singing.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Rick fought back(can't see to post like dolan does so you'll just have to click the link): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
you click the little sideways arrow within the black square. if you hover over the icon it should pop up 'embed a video' telling you what it is.
John got so confused with the singing. It was entertaining to say the least ,but he ended up grabbing a bottle of champagne and heading over to the next room as this was some drama he had no intention in involving himself in.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Thank you!
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
I inadvertently killed thus thread, so it is my duty to necro it.
Outside, lying in wait for John, was...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
A sentient chair, named chairy
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Then John jumped up on the desk clapping his hands before breaking into dance. "Go crazy! aaaaaaah! Go stupid! aaaaaaaah!" John yelled as he danced.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
the chair was embarrassed and knocked John out,.
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
And of course, this was all part of the master plan of the junkyard girl!
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
The next morning, the junkyard girl started to clean the garden .....................
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
When the chair dragged john, still unconscious, into the garden.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
The annoying sound of the moving chair alarmed some dogs & cats in the vacinity.......
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Who lept over john, up a nearby shed, and down to the street, jumping over a young halfling, who then went on to coin "raining cats and dogs"
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
As the halfling managed to coin "raining cats and dogs", it danced and cheered with joy. As is danced and cheered it fell down the hill and bumped it's crown.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)