The modrons begin throwing their body parts at you and then your pants turn into jelly for some reason.
I am the darklord of an empty Domain of Dread where nothing exists except me.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You by yourself the most garish, short and unattractive shirt possible, then go out on a walk in a crowded area with nothing but it on.
I am just livin’.
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You suddenly fall through a portal onto the stage of a crowded live performance. The spotlight is firmly fixed on you. Unfortunately the portal didn’t transport anything but you, so you are now just standing there wearing nothing.
I am a petrified statue.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You repeat this line, practicing it for the upcoming play. Unbeknownst to you, you forgot to mute yourself in the Zoom call you were on.
I am being socially awkward.
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You walk into a bar and shout that line at the top of your lungs. The bar goes quiet for a moment then everyone laughs at you. You attempt to call upon your power to prove who you are but you roll a 1. The closest person to you proceeds to give you a belly rub as you giggle angrily and scream, “how dare you! I am the pug of utter destruction!”
Your naked corpse is paraded about, and your ghost is bound to it so you see this happening.
I am existing.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You mention stuff like “armor class” and such, and they laugh at you.
I am an unfeeling warforged.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Describe where you are and what you're doing, and then the next person describes how it could become awkward
I'll start
I'm at a birthday party
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
The place is filled with horny grannies ( at their 90's ) aiming you to perform le smexy Macarenna dance.
I'm a minotaur in the Mechanus plane.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The modrons begin throwing their body parts at you and then your pants turn into jelly for some reason.
I am the darklord of an empty Domain of Dread where nothing exists except me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
you remember the cringe things you did before you ended up there and feel awkward for all of time
I am a lich buying a 1000 year of lichdom anniversary present for myself
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
You by yourself the most garish, short and unattractive shirt possible, then go out on a walk in a crowded area with nothing but it on.
I am just livin’.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You fall into a puddle of red jello in front of 1000 people.
I am sleeping.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
You suddenly fall through a portal onto the stage of a crowded live performance. The spotlight is firmly fixed on you. Unfortunately the portal didn’t transport anything but you, so you are now just standing there wearing nothing.
I am a petrified statue.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You were in the shower when Medusa walked in on you and freaked out.
I am all the Jedi, and I am all the Gish.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
You repeat this line, practicing it for the upcoming play. Unbeknownst to you, you forgot to mute yourself in the Zoom call you were on.
I am being socially awkward.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
You're soon cast in the Rise of Skywalker as Rose Tico (YOU WERE MY FAVOURITE, ROSE!)
I am a villain.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
You are the famous Tiamat who tried to eat thousands of ants ( due to an starving situation ) but, you ate too some cow's poo lungs.
I am a horse rider.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You tried to teach your horse to drive, like a llama, but it just drove off a cliff.
I am a Pug of Utter Destruction.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You walk into a bar and shout that line at the top of your lungs. The bar goes quiet for a moment then everyone laughs at you. You attempt to call upon your power to prove who you are but you roll a 1. The closest person to you proceeds to give you a belly rub as you giggle angrily and scream, “how dare you! I am the pug of utter destruction!”
I am the newest member of The Chosen Hero club.
Everyone else is an 8 year old.
I am walking to prison
You get kidnapped. They recognize you from high school, so don't kill you for sport, but now they aren't sure what to do with you.
I just died.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Your naked corpse is paraded about, and your ghost is bound to it so you see this happening.
I am existing.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You exist. That's awkward enough for anyone.
I am a Vistani, travelling the mists, who seeks to find an ancient relic they lost long ago.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
The relic is the only way to destroy a picture of you as a naked baby which somehow has been see by everyone in the world.
I am interacting socially with real people that don't play d&d.
You mention stuff like “armor class” and such, and they laugh at you.
I am an unfeeling warforged.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You meet a Vulcan and have a little cyborg child.
I am Legolas.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!