Yes, you are too much careless, like a YOLO goblin. So, you climbed a hill, but you fall into a pit of a furious red ants.

I am a 2 legged mammal being.

All the other 4 legged mammal beings laugh at you for having two legs.

At least my 3rd leg still remains untouched............ xD

We forgot to put a situation we are in, which is embarrassing in of itself.

I am having a chat with my bestest friend.

They bring up that one time you did the most stupid thing that almost got you killed.

I am fighting Godzilla.

He ignores you and a building he brushes crushes you to death.... and a random group of people saw it.

I am Godzilla.

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He ignores you and a building he brushes crushes you to death.... and a random group of people saw it.

I am Godzilla.

Unfortunately for you, a Pug of Utter Destruction cannot be killed via destruction. I bite your Achilles Heel, and you end up bleeding out with the entirety of Tokyo watching.

I am chewing on Godzilla's heel.

You are also screaming "I am indestructible", and then you get crushed.

I am meditating on top of a medium sized mound of earth.

You get a piece of meat stuck between your teeth, and you can't get it out because you don't have opposable thumbs. The people laugh as they watch you try to get it out.

I'm sitting in a padded room in solitary.

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You are also screaming "I am indestructible", and then you get crushed.

I am meditating on top of a medium sized mound of earth.

A bulette digs up and knocks you off. You fall comically down the path up to your meditation spot, unable to stop.

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You get a piece of meat stuck between your teeth, and you can't get it out because you don't have opposable thumbs. The people laugh as they watch you try to get it out.

I'm sitting in a padded room in solitary.

You lose to yourself in a game of Solitaire. You hear the guards in the camera room laughing.

I am digging my way out from under a pile of rubble with some meat between my teeth.

It turns out that it's a bit more than a little. Ok, a lot more than a little. Everyone laughs at you so you try to go back into the rubble but get stuck.

I a meditating on top of a molehill.

You accidentally sit on a mole hole and.. well... lets say that moles are now really careful when they come out.

I'm nobody.

…you say after the group of elderly folks you were stalking sees you and asks who you are. You then attempt to hide behind a tree, but you are still clearly visible to both the elderly people and everyone else in the crowded park.

I’m trying to find a dnd group at my new school.

Your new school is filled with gnolls and Hags. And, when you go to the Director's room to report it, you find him wearing only diapers and getting emotionaly hyped with the new PS5 console he gained on a local lottery.

I'm trying to find the new D&D book published in spanish on the local store.

P.D. : still awaiting for Tasha's book / Tortle Package / etc etc etc... since 2019.

You find it and yell in excitement, disturbing everyone in the store, who are now looking at you, but it turns out it was a bootleg made in Arabic.

I'm looking at some idiot that yelled in the bookstore.

You are looking into a mirror.

I am playing D&D.

You get sucked into dnd where you die by a rat.

I am in tiamat's lair

You roll extremely low on a stealth check and blubber your way into a large chamber full of devils, cultist, dragons, and other creatures loyal to Tiamat. They laugh as you walk openly through the room singing the Mission Impossible theme.

I am roller skating. 

You slip and hit your head, and everyone in the roller rink was watching you. Your professional roller skating career was over after the first contest. You hit your head on another contestant, twisting their ankle and also ruining their chances.

I am watching a roller skating contest, and someone just slipped.

You are the other contestant and twists their ankle and ruins their chances.

I am a monkey