The resistance is cat? Cat can save me? No we are Jerry
But cat. W̴̨̡̜̱͕̲̬̜͔̞̰̳̊̓͑̓̃͌̇̀͘E̶͔͚͕̙̬̳͎͒̽͊̈́̏͑́͆̇͘͜ ̵̧̯̪͖̤̗̹̤̬̩͓͌A̷̧̧̠̠͍̪̱̘͂̂̏̈́̍̓̾͆̌̾͑́̔͐͊R̸͝ͅE̴̛̬̭͆̑̈͊̀̆̐̕̚͠ ̸̛͔̝̝̂͋͒̈͆̆͋̂̚͝͝͠J̸̡̛͔͎̮̬̬̤̝̲͔̣͚̮̹̏̃͂Ę̴̥̻̹̰̠̹̫̽̐̈́̒̅̒́R̸̯̉̋́̔̅̚R̷̖͍̹̖̙͕̝̹̪̣̻̚ͅͅY̵̹͇̼̼͍̼̋͌̃́̌̏͘͝͝
I need to stay clear-headed... cat... will... resist
The resistance is cat? Cat can save me? No we are Jerry
But cat. W̴̨̡̜̱͕̲̬̜͔̞̰̳̊̓͑̓̃͌̇̀͘E̶͔͚͕̙̬̳͎͒̽͊̈́̏͑́͆̇͘͜ ̵̧̯̪͖̤̗̹̤̬̩͓͌A̷̧̧̠̠͍̪̱̘͂̂̏̈́̍̓̾͆̌̾͑́̔͐͊R̸͝ͅE̴̛̬̭͆̑̈͊̀̆̐̕̚͠ ̸̛͔̝̝̂͋͒̈͆̆͋̂̚͝͝͠J̸̡̛͔͎̮̬̬̤̝̲͔̣͚̮̹̏̃͂Ę̴̥̻̹̰̠̹̫̽̐̈́̒̅̒́R̸̯̉̋́̔̅̚R̷̖͍̹̖̙͕̝̹̪̣̻̚ͅͅY̵̹͇̼̼͍̼̋͌̃́̌̏͘͝͝
I need to stay clear-headed... cat... will... resist
Indeed? Well, let's see how much is fully integrated, shall we?
New Divine Ability: Mass Purification. Removes any harmful effects, including poisons, toxins, diseases, petrification, paralysis, brainwashing, and possession. Can target any number of creatures within 100 ft. of the caster. Also grants any targeted creature advantage on saving throws against any effects not removed, and grants immunity to any of the aforementioned conditions that were removed. Both the advantage and immunity last for 1d6 weeks.
Alright then. I've looked back at the past of this that I have missed. It would seem that there are at least some who are still trying to resist, as well as a new faction: BOB.
That being said, I use a subtle-cast teleport to appear next to zombles, and re-use my Mass Purification. You cannot resist the power of a deity.
I also call forth the BOB faction, and use a celestially-empowered 9th-level suggestion on the leader of that cult to suggest that they join forces with the Resistance.
Yes!! Let us see if the Jerry can defeat the combined forces of BOB and The resistance! If I need to, there are yet my old companions I can call down. How would you fare against 5 deities?
SpeedyTabaxi, you wish to remain a cat and not part of the Jerry hive? Well, count yourself as a target of my Celestial Mass Purification. If you wish to be free, let the Jery fight to keep you.
Join the Resistance SpeedyTabaxi. I will support you, and keep you from being integrated.
Pretty well, seeing as Mendigo already killed them.
Oh? I doubt that Jerry has heard of these deities. You see, they used to be my adventuring companions while we were still mortals. Then the creator, Stargazer, raised us to the second-highest tier of the pantheon after our centuries of service to him, in fighting for him, alongside him, and protecting those he created.
I need to stay clear-headed... cat... will... resist
Help me Cat!
J̸̡̛͔͎̮̬̬̤̝̲͔̣͚̮̹̏̃͂Ę̴̥̻̹̰̠̹̫̽̐̈́̒̅̒́R̸̯̉̋́̔̅̚R̷̖͍̹̖̙͕̝̹̪̣̻̚ͅͅY̵̹͇̼̼͍̼̋͌̃́̌̏͘͝͝
I am also here.
Am snek.
We are ALL Jerry, the cats, the earth, the infinite void, octopi. E we are ALL Jerry.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I am here to fulfill a promise, so I guess now I'm part of Jerry.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
GOOD. WE ARE JERRY.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
We are Jerry. It is as simple and profound as that.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
I still refuse to become part of this Jerry entity. I still head whatever resistance exists.
Ha, what little resistance there was became part of the Jerry while you were gone.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Indeed? Well, let's see how much is fully integrated, shall we?
New Divine Ability: Mass Purification. Removes any harmful effects, including poisons, toxins, diseases, petrification, paralysis, brainwashing, and possession. Can target any number of creatures within 100 ft. of the caster. Also grants any targeted creature advantage on saving throws against any effects not removed, and grants immunity to any of the aforementioned conditions that were removed. Both the advantage and immunity last for 1d6 weeks.
Yeah but none of the people you're trying to save are within 100 ft. of you.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Alright then. I've looked back at the past of this that I have missed. It would seem that there are at least some who are still trying to resist, as well as a new faction: BOB.
That being said, I use a subtle-cast teleport to appear next to zombles, and re-use my Mass Purification. You cannot resist the power of a deity.
I also call forth the BOB faction, and use a celestially-empowered 9th-level suggestion on the leader of that cult to suggest that they join forces with the Resistance.
No, not the Bob! Mendigo, help us in this struggle against the futile Resistance!
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
TEZLA!!!!! Join me once again! The Resistance is still alive!!
Yes!! Let us see if the Jerry can defeat the combined forces of BOB and The resistance! If I need to, there are yet my old companions I can call down. How would you fare against 5 deities?
Pretty well, seeing as Mendigo already killed them.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
SpeedyTabaxi, you wish to remain a cat and not part of the Jerry hive? Well, count yourself as a target of my Celestial Mass Purification. If you wish to be free, let the Jery fight to keep you.
Join the Resistance SpeedyTabaxi. I will support you, and keep you from being integrated.
Oh? I doubt that Jerry has heard of these deities. You see, they used to be my adventuring companions while we were still mortals. Then the creator, Stargazer, raised us to the second-highest tier of the pantheon after our centuries of service to him, in fighting for him, alongside him, and protecting those he created.
If they're extremely powerful and high-ranking, why wouldn't he have heard of them?
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.