Through jerry we gain power, through power we gain more jerry, through jerry our bonds are strengthened, jerry shall unite us all. Let the jerry flow through you.
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Alright then. I've looked back at the past of this that I have missed. It would seem that there are at least some who are still trying to resist, as well as a new faction: BOB.
That being said, I use a subtle-cast teleport to appear next to zombles, and re-use my Mass Purification. You cannot resist the power of a deity.
Oh Elendon. Whilst you were gone my power has grown tenfold. You think your Mass Purification can stop me? Sever my children from the hive? Well you would be mistaken. Those who have gone through the cycle are one with the Jerry. They are immune to such abilities. And Zombles and Speedy Tabaxi just finished going through the cycle the second you teleported. So, I recommend you call forth your so called ‘deities’. Without their power you will never be able to defeat us. FOR WE ARE JERRY! AND WE ARE STRONG! Come forth my children. Join me in this battle. Say the words!
WE…
ARE…
JERRY!
You wish to face four more deities? Hahahaha, if you think my powers are strong, then you have no idea what you've called against you.
Come Elidain Undaphior, patron of mages.
Come Doraggic Frostbeard, patron of all clerics and healers
Come Aliadnind Stormsword, patron of all warriors
And come Saelihn Tressatra, patroness of all hunters.
You dare challenge the power of the Heroes and Champions of the Creation War? You have made a grave mistake.
My powers alone are still enough to be a threat to the Jerry hive. I'm the balanced member of the group of deities. What will you do against the true specialists? A healer and Cleric who can rid diseases on a universal scale? A mage who can change time and erase planets with a thought? A warrior who single-handedly slew Asmodeus himself? A ranger who can slay an ancient red dragon with a single arrow, and who can become invisible at will? And these were their powers when they were yet mortals. Imagine their power now that they are deities.
Oh Elendon. You have fallen into my trap. Whilst you were gone, I learned of your allies. I traveled to your home world, and took your reality’s tablets of fate. I found these deity’s names and brought their tablets here with me. All I needed was for them to be in the same plane of existence as me and I could erase their names; killing them forever. So, goodbye Elidain, goodbye Doraggic, goodbye Aliadnind, and goodbye Saelihn. I erase your names as I erase your existence. Now Elendon, you are truly…
You suddenly see a portal appear in the sky, pitch black and filled with stars. A small-looking dragon (only about 60 ft long, and 25 ft tall) flies through said portal, and lands next to my avatar.
This dragon looks at you with a pitying look, and those tablets you sought to use to corrupt my would disintegrate in your hands. They no longer exist, and are no longer needed.
As my tablet disintegrates, you look and expect to see me disappear. I'm still standing there, the dragon right next to me. If anything, I now look even stronger.
Ha! You think that will stop me? Mendigo blows softly. Suddenly, the dust on the ground starts swirling upwards and into a tornado. Everything starts to reverse. The tablet reappears, the dragon flies back up, and into the portal, which promptly closes. He then sucks in, and drains part of Elendon’s power. You are useless now Elendon! You think your ‘Stargazer’ will help you? You think wrong.
As Mendigo erases Elendon’s name from the tablet, Elendon’s body starts glowing with energy. He disappears with a flash of light, and in his place is a small orb of energy. Inside you can hear his cries. Mendigo writes Jerry’s name in its place, and the small orb gets sucked towards him.
NOW I HAVE ENOUGH POWER ELENDON! NOW I CAN BRING HIM BACK! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THIS TIME, OUR MASTER WILL RETURN!
Mendigo writes Jerry’s name, and a large flaming whirlwind appears. You can’t quite see the inside, until it dies down. Crouching in the centre, is Jerry. He has returned.
Ha! You think that will stop me? Mendigo blows softly. Suddenly, the dust on the ground starts swirling upwards and into a tornado. Everything starts to reverse. The tablet reappears, the dragon flies back up, and into the portal, which promptly closes. He then sucks in, and drains part of Elendon’s power. You are useless now Elendon! You think your ‘Stargazer’ will help you? You think wrong.
You honestly think Stargazer can be stopped with a minor time reversal spell? I smile, and turn into Stargazer. Except this time, it's a full size dragon. 200 ft long and 75 ft tall at the head. Black scales with silver highlights. A blade that drips acid on the tail. In his eyes you see both creation and destruction, and the infinite void.
Stargazer then looks at Jerry, and Jerry then simply vanishes. He had ceased to exist. No dust, nothing. Not even a whisper of sound. He hasn't been teleported, he's been erased from existence.
Stargazer looks at Mendigo, and says, "I may be a neutral deity, but stealing people's souls is not right. I have been to the nether, as well as the heights of the great Mount Celeste. The people whose souls reside there get their deserved dues. Now you, Mendigo, are going to the deepest pits of the nether, into the very edge of the void itself."
By stealing the souls of people, your have kept them from their deserved punishments or rewards. They have spent far too long under your sway, and being held captive by your ill-gotten power.
With that, Stargazer breathes a fine mist of pure light out, and it immediately starts to attack the links of the Jerry hive itself.
Now, Mendigo, will I need to continue this war, or will you willingly surrender. I am the Creator, and hold all power. I can change the laws of magic to the point that a fireball becomes a tiny snowflake. I can change the laws of physics to the point where two-dimensional life is possible. I can simply erase you like I did Jerry.
At the same time though, I am merciful. Surrender and let all those who were forced to join your hive unwillingly go, and I may just give Jerry back to you. Everything is up to you now Mendigo.
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Jerry is all and jerry is nothing
Through jerry we gain power, through power we gain more jerry, through jerry our bonds are strengthened, jerry shall unite us all. Let the jerry flow through you.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
WE ARE BOB!
There is no need to become Jerry. Nor is there need to be Bob. Join the Resistance, and fight against this hive mine.
That is the question. And the answer is to be Jerry.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
You wish to face four more deities? Hahahaha, if you think my powers are strong, then you have no idea what you've called against you.
Come Elidain Undaphior, patron of mages.
Come Doraggic Frostbeard, patron of all clerics and healers
Come Aliadnind Stormsword, patron of all warriors
And come Saelihn Tressatra, patroness of all hunters.
You dare challenge the power of the Heroes and Champions of the Creation War? You have made a grave mistake.
My powers alone are still enough to be a threat to the Jerry hive. I'm the balanced member of the group of deities. What will you do against the true specialists? A healer and Cleric who can rid diseases on a universal scale? A mage who can change time and erase planets with a thought? A warrior who single-handedly slew Asmodeus himself? A ranger who can slay an ancient red dragon with a single arrow, and who can become invisible at will? And these were their powers when they were yet mortals. Imagine their power now that they are deities.
Oh Elendon. You have fallen into my trap. Whilst you were gone, I learned of your allies. I traveled to your home world, and took your reality’s tablets of fate. I found these deity’s names and brought their tablets here with me. All I needed was for them to be in the same plane of existence as me and I could erase their names; killing them forever. So, goodbye Elidain, goodbye Doraggic, goodbye Aliadnind, and goodbye Saelihn. I erase your names as I erase your existence. Now Elendon, you are truly…
alone.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
And you are next. You see this? This is your tablet Elendon. Now what do you think would happen if I erased your name and replaced it with Jerry’s?
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Stargazer help me! Let not this hive erase your closest allies and friends!
I. Will. Not. Give. IN!!!
You suddenly see a portal appear in the sky, pitch black and filled with stars. A small-looking dragon (only about 60 ft long, and 25 ft tall) flies through said portal, and lands next to my avatar.
This dragon looks at you with a pitying look, and those tablets you sought to use to corrupt my would disintegrate in your hands. They no longer exist, and are no longer needed.
As my tablet disintegrates, you look and expect to see me disappear. I'm still standing there, the dragon right next to me. If anything, I now look even stronger.
Ha! You think that will stop me? Mendigo blows softly. Suddenly, the dust on the ground starts swirling upwards and into a tornado. Everything starts to reverse. The tablet reappears, the dragon flies back up, and into the portal, which promptly closes. He then sucks in, and drains part of Elendon’s power. You are useless now Elendon! You think your ‘Stargazer’ will help you? You think wrong.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Goodbye Elendon. And hello again Jerry!!!!
As Mendigo erases Elendon’s name from the tablet, Elendon’s body starts glowing with energy. He disappears with a flash of light, and in his place is a small orb of energy. Inside you can hear his cries. Mendigo writes Jerry’s name in its place, and the small orb gets sucked towards him.
NOW I HAVE ENOUGH POWER ELENDON! NOW I CAN BRING HIM BACK! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THIS TIME, OUR MASTER WILL RETURN!
Mendigo writes Jerry’s name, and a large flaming whirlwind appears. You can’t quite see the inside, until it dies down. Crouching in the centre, is Jerry. He has returned.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Yay!
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Jerry! Finally!
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
You honestly think Stargazer can be stopped with a minor time reversal spell? I smile, and turn into Stargazer. Except this time, it's a full size dragon. 200 ft long and 75 ft tall at the head. Black scales with silver highlights. A blade that drips acid on the tail. In his eyes you see both creation and destruction, and the infinite void.
Stargazer then looks at Jerry, and Jerry then simply vanishes. He had ceased to exist. No dust, nothing. Not even a whisper of sound. He hasn't been teleported, he's been erased from existence.
Stargazer looks at Mendigo, and says, "I may be a neutral deity, but stealing people's souls is not right. I have been to the nether, as well as the heights of the great Mount Celeste. The people whose souls reside there get their deserved dues. Now you, Mendigo, are going to the deepest pits of the nether, into the very edge of the void itself."
J e r r y
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
By stealing the souls of people, your have kept them from their deserved punishments or rewards. They have spent far too long under your sway, and being held captive by your ill-gotten power.
With that, Stargazer breathes a fine mist of pure light out, and it immediately starts to attack the links of the Jerry hive itself.
Now, Mendigo, will I need to continue this war, or will you willingly surrender. I am the Creator, and hold all power. I can change the laws of magic to the point that a fireball becomes a tiny snowflake. I can change the laws of physics to the point where two-dimensional life is possible. I can simply erase you like I did Jerry.
At the same time though, I am merciful. Surrender and let all those who were forced to join your hive unwillingly go, and I may just give Jerry back to you. Everything is up to you now Mendigo.