Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Battlemaster and Eldritch Knight are builds I want to try. But I do find spellcasters to generally be more interesting.
The person below me wants to play a Centaur Thief Rogue to have a 40ft climbing speed to engage in the awesome moment of dashing 120ft up a ladder with a hoofy body.
Dang. How'd you know?
TPBM has asked their DM a really stupid question about something simple.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!yeah, it was whether I could cast fireball on my friend
TPBM owns at least 1 D&D book they have never opened but keep because it looks good
Domain Expansion...
MALEVOLENT SHRINE
Nope. Although I've never really read through that much of Xanathar's. Should probably get on that.
TPBM is excited for the new Zelda game.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Never played any of the Zelda games, but I’m excited for the Lego set
TPBM writes excessively long backstories
Domain Expansion...
MALEVOLENT SHRINE
I have no idea what you are talking about. (Shuffles away 10 pages of backstory under desk)
TPBM has played the og Half-Life.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!Yes, I played it, and it was the non-Steam version with unhappy & undesired glitches.
TPBM is blaming his mother for not buying him ther new D&D 5th ed. PHB ( 2024 )........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I don't really care about that
TPBM is sad
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Yes, I'm sad, because I was expelled from the last enterprise by being falsely accused of thievery. ( i had proves of my innocence )........
TPBM is playing Pokemon GO again.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Nope.
The person below me feels jingoistic pride in the human race whenever they think of a sci-fi franchise where humans and aliens come into conflict.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Nope. I cheer on the aliens!
TPBM tells themselves they'll only look at one meme, but hours later they're so deep in the memebase they'll likely never leave.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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True.
TPBM Simps for a genshin character. Whether or not they play is irrelevant.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Nope.
The person below me has played Catan.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
No.
tpbm is American.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
YEEHAW!!!
The person below me believes Bigfoot is out there.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
There’s no evidence to suggest he *doesn’t* exist.
tpbm had a slenderman phase from 11 to 12 years of age, and it has become a core part of their personality
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Nu-uh!
tpbm loves Tieflings!
Eh. I can take them or leave them. Though I do have two wizard ideas with Tieflings.
The person below me loves playing cleric.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Indeed! Trickery is the best domain for flavor, by far.
tpbm hates martial characters!
Battlemaster and Eldritch Knight are builds I want to try. But I do find spellcasters to generally be more interesting.
The person below me wants to play a Centaur Thief Rogue to have a 40ft climbing speed to engage in the awesome moment of dashing 120ft up a ladder with a hoofy body.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
This reminds me of a short I saw once about a horse rogue. so yes.
tpbm is concerned for the political state of their country.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger