Lockwood & Co.? Seems like an interesting read; one that I have not, in fact, read.

Person below me did an English major.

Nope, but would absolutely love to

The person below me had cereal for breakfast this morning.

GASP! How did you know?

TPBM has watched and/or read Locke & Key.

I have not. Though I might watch it at some point.

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By the way, VitusW, love the picture, don't know anyone else who has at least seen Wakfu

Saw it on Netflix and gave it a go. Still gonna have to watch S4 though.

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Yes, but................ that was almost 39 years ago, pal.

Huh. I thought you were in your 20s or something. Neat.

 

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The person below me thinks that nothing divided by 0 equals anythings, because anything times 0 equals nothing. (If ab=c, then c÷b=a. So if Anything×0=0, then shouldn't 0÷0=Anything?) The person below me thinks the above thoughts.

Nope. You can't divide by zero. x/0 is undefined.

The person below me will find the flaw in this mathematical proof that 1 = 2.

let a = b and a,b =/= 0.

a = b
//multiply both sides by a

a^2 = ab
//subtract b^2 from each 

a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
//factor them out

(a-b) * (a+b) = b(a-b)
//divide both sides by (a-b

a + b = b
//substitute b for a

b+b = b
//simplify

2b = b
//divide each side by b; we stated a, b =/= 0 so this is fine

2 = 1

 

Further, let's subtract one from each side

1 = 0

Now we can get crazy. Let x and y be real numbers.

x = x = x + 0 = x + y*0

or to get to the point quicker

x = x + y*0

And because we saw 1 = 0 this also means

x = x + y*1

So now we can make any number equal to another number. Want to do 3 = 5?
Well 3 = 3 + 2*0 = 3 + 2*1
Boom! 3 = 5

 

 Okay, so here is the cool thing. There is nothing wrong with this math as far as the formulas. But this anamoly is only the case when you subtract b² from a=b. In any other case, it is not so. I have seen this used to suggest we have done math all wrong all put lives but the case is this is one of the many faults in math itself. Math is not always accurate belive it or not. Nothing is perfect...even math. This is a strange paradox for this situation only. So the only thing wrong I have to say is 2 does not =1 no matter what math says, and neither does 3 =5. It's common sense. Often sticking to the basics keeps you rooted in reality.

There's actually a big issue with my math and it's not when we subtract b^2 from each side. It's when I divide each side by (a-b). Remember a=b so a-b=0 which means we're dividing by zero and that's not allowed.

The person below me knows about DDB wanting to make every current spell updated to the 5.5 versions.

Well now I do. 

The person below me has a stuffy nose. 

Nope. (Yay!)

The person below me will sneeze 10 times in a row sometimes due to allergies.

Nup, no allergies and am not sneezing.

The person below me is secretly a givernment spy

I could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you.

the person below me is a 200 foot tall purple winged platypus bear.

.......no

The person below me just learned there's going to be an anime film about Rohan made by Peter Jackson.

Correct lol

the person below me is a dnd fan

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.......no

The person below me just learned there's going to be an anime film about Rohan made by Peter Jackson.

 (Just why? Just why? They really can't help themselves when it comes to dragging stuff out. I dont even have anything against anime but its so random.. thats like If i made a manga series about Fezzik and Inigo, like 90% of the fanbase doesnt care. The Hobbit wasn't liked by a good chunk of people, and even the people who do like it think theres problems, the Rings of Power wasn't liked by a lot of people, and im sure this will be liked by even less people. Ugh. I mean maybe it wont be absolute trash but at the same time trying to live up to a movie series thats literally rated 9/10 for every movie is just a bad idea)

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Correct lol

the person below me is a dnd fan

 Wrong… I am a secret agent spying on the dnd community

Whoops, forgot to add the prediction 

The person below me comes from the feywild

GASP! How did you know?!

The person below me doesn't own any chopsticks.

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I have not. Though I might watch it at some point.

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By the way, VitusW, love the picture, don't know anyone else who has at least seen Wakfu

Saw it on Netflix and gave it a go. Still gonna have to watch S4 though.

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Yes, but................ that was almost 39 years ago, pal.

Huh. I thought you were in your 20s or something. Neat.

 

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The person below me thinks that nothing divided by 0 equals anythings, because anything times 0 equals nothing. (If ab=c, then c÷b=a. So if Anything×0=0, then shouldn't 0÷0=Anything?) The person below me thinks the above thoughts.

Nope. You can't divide by zero. x/0 is undefined.

The person below me will find the flaw in this mathematical proof that 1 = 2.

let a = b and a,b =/= 0.

a = b
//multiply both sides by a

a^2 = ab
//subtract b^2 from each 

a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
//factor them out

(a-b) * (a+b) = b(a-b)
//divide both sides by (a-b

a + b = b
//substitute b for a

b+b = b
//simplify

2b = b
//divide each side by b; we stated a, b =/= 0 so this is fine

2 = 1

 

Further, let's subtract one from each side

1 = 0

Now we can get crazy. Let x and y be real numbers.

x = x = x + 0 = x + y*0

or to get to the point quicker

x = x + y*0

And because we saw 1 = 0 this also means

x = x + y*1

So now we can make any number equal to another number. Want to do 3 = 5?
Well 3 = 3 + 2*0 = 3 + 2*1
Boom! 3 = 5

 

 Okay, so here is the cool thing. There is nothing wrong with this math as far as the formulas. But this anamoly is only the case when you subtract b² from a=b. In any other case, it is not so. I have seen this used to suggest we have done math all wrong all put lives but the case is this is one of the many faults in math itself. Math is not always accurate belive it or not. Nothing is perfect...even math. This is a strange paradox for this situation only. So the only thing wrong I have to say is 2 does not =1 no matter what math says, and neither does 3 =5. It's common sense. Often sticking to the basics keeps you rooted in reality.

There's actually a big issue with my math and it's not when we subtract b^2 from each side. It's when I divide each side by (a-b). Remember a=b so a-b=0 which means we're dividing by zero and that's not allowed.

 Oooh, cool! I did not notice this.

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GASP! How did you know?!

The person below me doesn't own any chopsticks.

 Well, you are sorely mistaken, we have a drawer full of them lol.

The person below me has eaten at least a little poison ivy once.

No

TPBM has potential to win a championship of some sort this year 

maybe................... if you were a bit more specific then I will surely tell you which one is.

TPBM is having a heart attack when he/she's watching the new DM manuel of D&D 5.5 edition 2024.

Nope.

The person below me enjoys chocolate.

Absolutely.

TPBM likes sleepovers and will/has joined Yvonne’s in Adohands Kitchen.