The rules for this thread are fairly simple. All you do is name something really cool and genuinely useful, then narrate throwing it away in disgust for a dumb reason.
to start, I hate that my holy avenger is so shiny! To the trash compactor with it!
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Anything is edible if you try hard enough!
I am a swimmer. If you see me running, you should run too, because it means something horrible is chasing me.
Never, in all 26 years of my life have I seen an iPhone 13 that was so disgustingly rectangular, it's useless... If I could I'd trim it into another shape but at the moment the only thing it's good for is keeping my trash company, if it's not too much of a rectangle for the trash
What? The only number this "sTonE oF gOlor" goes to is a stupid Aboleth with directions to half a million embezzled gold? I wanted the pizza guy. Trashhh
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my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
The rules for this thread are fairly simple. All you do is name something really cool and genuinely useful, then narrate throwing it away in disgust for a dumb reason.
to start, I hate that my holy avenger is so shiny! To the trash compactor with it!
Anything is edible if you try hard enough!
I am a swimmer. If you see me running, you should run too, because it means something horrible is chasing me.
That trash compactor is to shiny! to the holy avenger with it!
Ugh, this extremely powerful 45,000 dollar gaming pc is slightly the wrong shade of red. Welp, guess it's becoming ocean litter.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
This ocean litter is the wrong shade of gray. To the $45000 gaming pc with it.
My brain can't think of anything to post here. Guess I'll squish it into a ball!
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
This ball is too squishy. I'll stretch it into a brain
This e is lowErcasE. I'll dElEtE it from my post!
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Never, in all 26 years of my life have I seen an iPhone 13 that was so disgustingly rectangular, it's useless... If I could I'd trim it into another shape but at the moment the only thing it's good for is keeping my trash company, if it's not too much of a rectangle for the trash
ugh, this fire tongue is to bright! to the mimic it goes.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Ugh another DND campaign with fun and exciting moments.
WHELP time to force EVERYONE I KNOW to play a homebrew campaign with no side quests.
Ugh players are actually playing my campaign and enjoying it.
Time to remove all players and just play with my NPCs.
DANG IT my NPCs are STILL enjoying the game too much.
TIME TO UNINSTALL DND
No! What is this!? This feeling of elation and joy? I'm still enjoying my MEMORIES of DND games I've played. NOOOOOOOOO!
It's TIME. to erase my mind completely.....with a replace memory spell
(I think its supposed to be a dnd item glop)
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
oh yeah, whoops
What? The only number this "sTonE oF gOlor" goes to is a stupid Aboleth with directions to half a million embezzled gold? I wanted the pizza guy. Trashhh
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Yeah, this 1billion gp sword isn't as cool as my starting gear, so...... (tosses away expensive sword)
ehh, this staff of lighting and thunder is kinda cool, but my custom quarterstaff looks cooler. *Snaps the magic staff over knee*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Oh man, this 1000000000 dollar fursuit is slightly to yellow. *Jumps on the fursuit head 27 times, then does 5 jumping jacks on it*
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
*dnd items*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.