Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
As a D&D purist, I resist your usage of a lowercase "n" as opposed to an ampersand.
(At the time of this posting, Tezla29's signature was "i play DnD".)
(At the time of this posting, my signature was just a plain mess of random stuff, including "My signature is a mess." and "I am a proud member of exactly zero cults. There are too many cults.")
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
How can I join the Knights of McGucket if the Knights of McGucket don't have a link tied to the Knights of McGucket forum in their signatures?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Ugh! That signature is rude and uninclusive!
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
You.... is that..... a moment from real life? What maniac will talk about their personal life??!?!?!
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
He never removed it, which means he has never been active on the weekends! The insanity!
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
I can't help it! -cries-
Stuff you made. I don't need to say anymore.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
RNGesus would win, hands down. They can just make all of MLGesus' rolls a Nat 1, and have them screw up some obscure MLG saddled-pig clutch.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It never changes, and I ran out of things to criticize. I guess getting your web across the realms?
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
I counted four grammar errors in your signature.
Note: On Feb. 17, 2022, my signature was "Someday, I will be a Dracolich."
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
Considering how much there is, I'm alright with that.
Funny, but needs more.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Honestly, a pretty good signature, but maybe add some flair to the links so people know they’re links? 9/10
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Thx, I may or may not use that advice.
Well balanced, only two links, one humor-but-also-informing based line, and a humorous quote. 8.7/10
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
un-descriptive of what high arachpriest is.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Sounds like a the baby at a gender reveal party (No Offense) 5/10
IKnOw Wh ere Y o u Li ve
I Real lY dO
Unsettling, but also funny, buuuut you used the sarcastic meme font. 4.8/10
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
oof i was going for psychotic
IKnOw Wh ere Y o u Li ve
I Real lY dO
But you don’t
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
As a D&D purist, I resist your usage of a lowercase "n" as opposed to an ampersand.
(At the time of this posting, Tezla29's signature was "i play DnD".)
(At the time of this posting, my signature was just a plain mess of random stuff, including "My signature is a mess." and "I am a proud member of exactly zero cults. There are too many cults.")
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
If you are part of no cults then why mention cults
also you are right your signature is a mess
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
That's your signature? Give it come flair, some substance! We all know that you play D&D.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You sig is lame and short
I play DND I AM NOOB WHAT ABILITY CHECK
IKnOw Wh ere Y o u Li ve
I Real lY dO