they find a decent cave, covered and hidden by foliage, but there was a problem: the cave housed a Ettin.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The Ettin was actually Ferdinand's friend Jacob, and thus was happy to meet Putt-putt. The Ettin's second head, named Herbert, hated Ferdinand however.
Zack says, "hello there, we simply would like to have this cave for our dragon friend's lair, and we would appreciate if you all relocate. please."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Finding he now has special powers because of that spectral apple that hit him, his punch causes the bugbear to explode, splattering Putt-Putt with guts.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
They all pick up a twig, and it turns out that Zack has the shortest one, so he has to guard the den whilst Saphira and Putt-Putt leave in search of treasure.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
they find a decent cave, covered and hidden by foliage, but there was a problem: the cave housed a Ettin.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The Ettin was actually Ferdinand's friend Jacob, and thus was happy to meet Putt-putt. The Ettin's second head, named Herbert, hated Ferdinand however.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Then, without any hesitation, Herbert the angry Ettin head bit of Jacob. The Ettin was now hostile.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
It was a hardfought fight, but thanks to teamwork the three heroes managed to beat Herbert
I am also here.
Am snek.
They did a little victory dance, and went of to find some treasure to put in the cave.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
They found a camp of goblins, lead by a lazy bugbear who sat on a small pile of treasure.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Zack says, "hello there, we simply would like to have this cave for our dragon friend's lair, and we would appreciate if you all relocate. please."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The bugbear named Grazdul laughs at the request and throws a goblin at Zack.
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Am snek.
It was the goblin that was supposed to deliver the apples.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
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Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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He had come back from the dead, and was now flying towards them.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
he throws an spectral apple at them
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
Zack still enraged cuts the goblin in half, but the spectral apple hits Putt-Putt.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Putt-Putt dramatically pretends to die, but the spectral apple Actually impowers him.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sapphira thinking that they killed Putt-putt goes on a massacre of the goblins.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Saphirs manages to kill all the goblins except the one that threw the apple, and then Putt-putt gets back up.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
The bugbear is enraged at losing all his servants and goes to attack the dragon, but Putt-putt stops him with a well placed punch to the manhood.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Finding he now has special powers because of that spectral apple that hit him, his punch causes the bugbear to explode, splattering Putt-Putt with guts.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Zack, Putt-putt and Sapphira decide to do some spring cleaning and make the bugbear's den into Sapphira's dragon hoard.
I am also here.
Am snek.
They all pick up a twig, and it turns out that Zack has the shortest one, so he has to guard the den whilst Saphira and Putt-Putt leave in search of treasure.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
While Zack is on guard duty, an old kobold approaches.
I am also here.
Am snek.