While this is going on the High Elf Wizard dimension doors herself and the Kenkus corpse to a Loxodon Druid who reincarnates the kenku into a generic hot Tiefling Warlock.
Meanwhile the paladin and fighter join up with the druid, warlock and wizard. Revealing that the rest of the party has fled the battlefield and went home.
Mendigo and Jerry appear and smite all the enemies with divine flame then disappear. Everyone gets sucked back out of the chest and are back in the castle.
ALL of them. The paladin, fighter, druid, warlock and wizard, decide to have a lengthy but helpful discussion about threads and roleplay.
The Paladin starts: We should just keep everything simple enough for anyone to join and enjoy the thread and its roleplaying opportunities.
The Druid says: But what about spammers or people who just mess with the story to ruin it?
The Fighter: Well, that's just part of online roleplay, and without someone like a "digital dungeon master" to assist the story people have made it will just go in all directions and get wacky.
The Warlock: Like how a lot of us just became demon slaves and suddenly changed races and subclasses?
The Fighter: Well kind of.
The Wizard: Or like when people just started losing track of the rouge, so he became a changeling. That was kind of strange...
The Paladin: I think what our fighter friend is saying is that online RP can be fun and wacky, but it gets tricky when you change the details of the characters and setting so much that you can't tell who is what and why is how.
The Druid: I think I have an idea! What if posts had a structure with simple but effective rules?
The Fighter: What do you mean?
The Druid: Like what if posts all followed a format where you have to describe a single setting and then a single event that happens?
The Wizard: That's not a terrible idea but it still wont stop the "story" from changing so fast you can barely keep up.
The Paladin: You are all missing the point of these threads with RP opportunities.
Everyone besides paladin: WE ARE? HOW?
The Paladin: Role play isn't fun only because of the character you play or the setting you're in. It's fun when you leave out details and just do something funny or epic or sad or heroic or whatever. When someone random joins the current discussion, they shouldn't fell as though they can't "keep up" with a "story" people have made. These chat rooms are only fun if we are welcoming and willing to let anyone join in on the fun.
The Fighter: OBVIOUSLY if a player does or starts doing something to INTENTIONALLY ruin anyone's experience that's when we resolve the issue calmly with our words or report to an ADMIN.
The discussion ends with everyone in high spirits and hopeful hearts.
While I'm sure the quote below wasn't TRYING to be "not fun" or "unaccepting" it is just cruel to ignore someone who wants to join in on the role play.
They re-appear with a poof in a tarrasque's stoumach.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
The kobold dies.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
With the kobold dead, the party crushes the tortle warlock that killed their friend and kill him.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Suddenly, the earth shakes.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
another kobold shows up
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
With the Infinity Gauntlet.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
the earth shakes even more, and a dragon appears
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
It eats the infinity gauntlet.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
While this is going on the High Elf Wizard dimension doors herself and the Kenkus corpse to a Loxodon Druid who reincarnates the kenku into a generic hot Tiefling Warlock.
I am also here.
Am snek.
The druid recommends they get out of the swamp as soon as physically possible.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
The Druid is the devil asmodous
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Getting revenge
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
He lおved that tortle
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
He makes a deal with the now evil cleric and no other members of the party can heal
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Meanwhile the paladin and fighter join up with the druid, warlock and wizard. Revealing that the rest of the party has fled the battlefield and went home.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Mendigo and Jerry appear and smite all the enemies with divine flame then disappear. Everyone gets sucked back out of the chest and are back in the castle.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
The discussion ends with everyone in high spirits and hopeful hearts.
While I'm sure the quote below wasn't TRYING to be "not fun" or "unaccepting" it is just cruel to ignore someone who wants to join in on the role play.
The person who started this thread appeared and reminded you that you couldn't post twice in a row
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
The party is shocked as the person who started the thread said that, then disappeared with a poof
I have a PHD in traps
They re-appear with a poof in a tarrasque's stoumach.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Actually he did not do that. Only I dictate what the person who started the thread does, as I am that person.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]