But the young gold dragon is in the wrong dragon's teritory, as a ancient white dragon fights and kills the gold dragon, but takes pity on the peasant. (Ok, we gotta keep this peasant alive as long as possible.)

But then a Chasme annoys the ancient white dragon so much that it leaves and then realizes that

(The peasant is fine though)

A paladin uses divine smite on the chasme. He gets his entire group to guard the peasant

But the paladin's deity did not think him worthy of guarding the wise peasant, so him and his party are struck down. 

The peasant now has the protection of the gods. 

 *this dude needs a name. how about this: the next person to post gets to name him*

The giant spiders who survived the third post grew back their legs and defeat the god somehow, and begin to approach Phil (the peasant)

The tarrasque squashes all the spiders, but guards Phil instead of squashing him.

Then a bunch of clay golems surround and kill the tarrasque, then protect Phil, escorting him to his cottage. 

The cottage is actually a fire mimic and it eats all the clay golems, leaving Phil unscathed.

The Solar from post 15 returns from being banished and kills the mimic, and returns Phil to his real cottage.

P.S Imma stop referencing previous posts and think of my own monsters now

The legendary mimic from feed the mimic sees the solar’s crimes against mimickind.

It feeds its chosen mimic (level 20 mimic cleric) the solar.

The chosen mimic spits out an artifact item to make Phil immortal.

A stray goblin attempts to steal it before Phil can grab it.

The chosen mimic sees this and eats the goblin.

It spits out another artifact that’s basically an infinity stone from the mcu, both the immortality thing and the infinity stone land in Phil’s hands, making him among the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

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The chosen mimic sees this and eats the goblin.

It spits out another artifact that’s basically an infinity stone from the mcu, both the immortality thing and the infinity stone land in Phil’s hands, making him among the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

 But while Phil is sleeping one night, a lowly thief steals the stone and Phil himself. Phil has been kidnapped. Phil is in danger. We must save Phil. 

A law enforcement officer arrests the thief, frees Phil, and saves the day.

Phil contracts malaria and dies.

malaria is on the loose 

The infinity stone erases malaria from existence

Phil has become more powerful than lowly diseases

Thanos snaps twice. Once to kill Phil. The second to destroy the infinity stones

Iron man goes back in time to get all the infinity stones and snaps to resurrect Phil, destroy thanos, and create new infinity stones, including Phil’s back in his possession, before returning the old ones to when they came from

Soooooooooooooo, endgame