oops

i double-quoted myself

Samso1 is now very confused, as is the mimic, as am I as I have just been teleported from the intestines of a mimic

I feed the mimic a very confusing puzzle about mimics

it spits out a miniature ouroboros, 

I feed it itself!

It implodes but gets resurrected

I feed it a Decanter of Endless Water

king of random, the apology was for u.

b.c. i hate revenge cycles!

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king of random, the apology was for u.

 Apology Accepted, I'll cancel the beheading

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It implodes but gets resurrected

I feed it a Decanter of Endless Water

 The mimic is now a water  balloon

I feed the Mimicalloon a sponge

It becomes a normal mimic

I feed it a halfling

It spits out a 6/48thling.

I feed it a dead fish.

It spits out a Trident of fish command 

I feed it dice

It rolls a 1 and vomits.

I feed it more dice.

it rolls a 20 and learns a random cantrip

i feed it a scroll of ray of frost

The mimic does not have anything that would help cast the spell in the scroll. So it wonders why you fed it paper. Spitting out.... Some dice, they are very nice dice if you don't focus on the slime or partially digested parts.

I feed the mimic the sheet for my favorite character.

it spits out a copy of your character.

i feed it a grickiffin (my homebrew)

its a griffin grick hybrid

It spits out a griffin and a grick.

I feed it the griffin and the grick.

it spits out a grickiffin 

i feed it candy 

It goes on a sugar rush.

I feed it coffee.

It spits out decaf coffee

I feed it post #1829