The mimic is disgusted and spits out a bat that spins through the air and B O N Ks you and anyone who participated in this thread. The moderators and creators get a bonus two B O N Ks
The mimic shudders, shakes, [insert a few hundred more synonyms for shake here] and splits in half! The two halves are half the normal size and quickly merge together.
I feed the mimic a few thousand mind flayer tadpoles and a colonies worth of mind flayers.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It coughs from the spiciness of the sauce and the giant mind flayer chases you away.
You come back later to find a hot pepper laying on the ground.
I feed the mimic the idea of not knowing what to feed it and run away before the giant mind flayer notices me.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic chokes for a moment and then goes to sleep because of the rich meal.
I feed the mimic the giant mind flayer.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic chews contentedly and then proceeds to attempt to eat you.
I feed the mimic a few million mind flayer tadpoles and a thousand colonies worth of mind flayers, elder brains, thralls, and assorted mind flayer creations such as intellect devourers.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It chews contentedly and then becomes an ancient dragon and smushes you. It then turns back.
I feed the mimic my thoughts.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic becomes very dumb, but because its intelligence was already that of a particularly dumb person, nothing happens.
I feed the mimic the next person who posts on this thread.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
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The mimic is disgusted and spits out a bat that spins through the air and B O N Ks you and anyone who participated in this thread. The moderators and creators get a bonus two B O N Ks
I feed it Odin
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out Thor
I feed it Thor
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out Loki. Oh god...
I feed it Loki again.
The mimic explodes.
I feed another mimic the remains of the previous one.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
The mimic shudders, shakes, [insert a few hundred more synonyms for shake here] and splits in half! The two halves are half the normal size and quickly merge together.
I feed the mimic a few thousand mind flayer tadpoles and a colonies worth of mind flayers.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It spits out 1 giant Mind Flayer who now guards the Mimic against harm.
I hobble without a femur and try to feed it some acid but the Mind Flayer feeds it me.
It spits out an egg.
I feed it a sauce.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It coughs from the spiciness of the sauce and the giant mind flayer chases you away.
You come back later to find a hot pepper laying on the ground.
I feed the mimic the idea of not knowing what to feed it and run away before the giant mind flayer notices me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic gets confused about how it can eat an idea, but it tries anyway, to no avail.
I feed the mimic a pound of bacon.
The mimic spits out 30-50 feral hogs.
I feed the mimic the eye of sauron
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out the One Ring.
I feed it Samwise Gamgee.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
The mimic chokes for a moment and then goes to sleep because of the rich meal.
I feed the mimic the giant mind flayer.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It spits out a bdsm whip.
I feed the mimic Lady Dimitrescu
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
The mimic chews contentedly and then proceeds to attempt to eat you.
I feed the mimic a few million mind flayer tadpoles and a thousand colonies worth of mind flayers, elder brains, thralls, and assorted mind flayer creations such as intellect devourers.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It spits out a jar with an eerily brain-shaped hole in it.
I feed it a dragon wing sample.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It chews contentedly and then becomes an ancient dragon and smushes you. It then turns back.
I feed the mimic my thoughts.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It eats mind bleach. Then you for thinking such sinful things.
I feed the mimic simps
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
The mimic becomes very dumb, but because its intelligence was already that of a particularly dumb person, nothing happens.
I feed the mimic the next person who posts on this thread.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic spits out the first person who posted on this thread.
I feed the mimic Dragonslayer9
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
I attempt to leap away but roll a one on my athletics check and fall into the mimics mouth.
In revenge as I am falling in I grab Loki_King_Of_Jotunheim and drag them in with me.
EDIT: That means I feed Loki_King_Of_Jotunheim to the mimic but also get eaten by it.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.