Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
it looks at you with a confused look but reluctantly takes Gonzalo2 to keep as a pet.
I feed the Mimic beer, in hopes of it getting drunk and running away.
It spits out the beer, right in your face.
I feed it a [goofy skeleton with really bad puns] from [heart-shaped-object! game]
*ignore this, I just have a copy of Sans's entire dialouge so I thought it'd be nice putting it here.
Heya. You've been busy, huh? . . . So, I've got a question for ya. Do you think even the worst person can change. . . ? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? All right. Well here's a better question. Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause if you take another step forward. . . You are REALLY not going to like what happens next. Welp. Sorry, old lady. This is why I never make promises. It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. . . On days like these, kids like you. . . Should be burning in hell. Huh. Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. What? You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it? Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting. . . Until suddenly, everything ends. That's your fault, isn't it? You can't understand how this feels. Knowing that one day, without any warning. . . It's all going to be reset. Look. I gave up trying to go back a long time ago. And getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. Cause even if we do. . . We'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? To be blunt. . . It makes it kind of hard to give it my all. . . . Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy. . . ? Hell if I know. All I know is. . . Seeing what comes next. . . I can't afford not to care anymore. Ugh. . . That being said. . . You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? . . . Listen. I know you didn't answer me before, but. . . Somewhere in there. I can feel it. There's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. Someone who, in another time, might have even been. . . A friend? C'mon, buddy. Do you remember me? Please, if you're listening. . . Let's forget all this, ok? Just lay down your weapon, and . . . Well, my job will be alot easier. Welp, it was worth a shot. Guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? Sounds strange, but before all this I was secretly hoping we could be friends. I always thought the anomaly was doing all this cause they were unhappy. And when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. And maybe all they needed was. . . I dunno. Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. But that's ridiculous, right? Yeah, you're the type or person who won't EVER be happy. You'll keep consuming timelines over and over, until. . . Well. Hey. Take it from me, kid. Someday. . . You gotta learn when to QUIT. And that day's TODAY. Cause. . . Y'see. . . All this fighting is really tiring me out. And if you keep pushing me. . . Then I'll be forced to use my special attack. Yeah. My special attack. Sound familiar? Well. Get ready. ‘Cause after the next move, I'm going to use it. So if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die. Well. Here goes nothing. . . Are you ready? Survive this, and I'll show you my special attack! Huff. . . Puff. . . All right. That's it. It's time for my special attack. Are you ready? Here goes nothing. Yep. That's right. It's literally nothing. And it's not gonna be anything, either. Ya get it? I know I can't beat you. One of your turns. . . You're just gonna kill me. So, uh. I've decided. . . It's not going to BE your turn, ever. I'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. Even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. Capiche? You'll get bored here. If you haven't gotten bored already, I mean. And then you'll finally quit. I know your type. You're, uh, very determined, aren't you? You'll never give up, even if there's, uh. . . Absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. If I can make that clear. No matter what, you'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil. . . But just because you think you can. And because you "can". . . . . . You "have to." But now, you've reached the end. There is nothing left for you now. So, uh, in my personal opinion. . . The most "determined" thing you can do here? Is to, uh, completely give up. And. . . (Yawn) do literally anything else. Heh, didja really think you would be able- . . . . . . . . . So. . . Guess that's it, huh? . . . Just. . . Don't say I didn't warn you. Well. I'm going to grillby's. Papyrus, do you want anything?
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
It spits out an annoying dog from [heart-shaped-object! game].
I feed it said heart shaped object.
A FIGHT begins!...
It's TIME TO MAKE A V-VEEERY [special] DEAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Time stops as the fight begins, allowing me to focus on the boss fight without feeding the mimic)
Uh oh.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
It spits out an annoying dog from [heart-shaped-object! game].
I feed it said heart shaped object.
A FIGHT begins!...
It's TIME TO MAKE A V-VEEERY [special] DEAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Time stops as the fight begins, allowing me to focus on the boss fight without feeding the mimic)
Uh oh.
*Phone Rings*. HELLO?...WHAT!? ARE YOU [Kidding] ME?! It's for you! (Phone attack)
... Help me. I will MERCY.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
It spits out an annoying dog from [heart-shaped-object! game].
I feed it said heart shaped object.
A FIGHT begins!...
It's TIME TO MAKE A V-VEEERY [special] DEAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Time stops as the fight begins, allowing me to focus on the boss fight without feeding the mimic)
Uh oh.
*Phone Rings*. HELLO?...WHAT!? ARE YOU [Kidding] ME?! It's for you! (Phone attack)
... Help me. I will MERCY.
*Mercy Level: 10%*
MAMA! WATCH ME [fly]! It's time to be A [big shot!]
*Pispis attack, Dex save DC 14*
3
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
It spits out an annoying dog from [heart-shaped-object! game].
I feed it said heart shaped object.
A FIGHT begins!...
It's TIME TO MAKE A V-VEEERY [special] DEAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Time stops as the fight begins, allowing me to focus on the boss fight without feeding the mimic)
Uh oh.
*Phone Rings*. HELLO?...WHAT!? ARE YOU [Kidding] ME?! It's for you! (Phone attack)
... Help me. I will MERCY.
*Mercy Level: 10%*
MAMA! WATCH ME [fly]! It's time to be A [big shot!]
*Pispis attack, Dex save DC 14*
17
haha I live my turn I will MERCY again
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
It spits out a game called "The Stanley Parable".
I feed it DragonsRogue's implied sibling.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Which one?
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
A l l o f t h e m .
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
The mimic spits out:
1: a necklace with a star from a terrible disney aniversary movie
2: A soccer ball
3: A phone that suspiciously lacks anything on it
4: a bookmark
5: a guitar
6: a sick pc setup that is really well password protected
7: A doll of a mermaid
I feed Gonzalo2, in the hopes that his sacrifcice will cause the mimic to spit out my brothers and sisters.
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
it looks at you with a confused look but reluctantly takes Gonzalo2 to keep as a pet.
I feed the Mimic beer, in hopes of it getting drunk and running away.
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
It spits out the beer, right in your face.
I feed it a [goofy skeleton with really bad puns] from [heart-shaped-object! game]
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
It spits out spaghetti with an indescribable taste, although the sauce is really just ketchup.
I feed it a cactus.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It spits out a human shaped cactus.
I feed it a dog collar.
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
It spits out an annoying dog from [heart-shaped-object! game].
I feed it said heart shaped object.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*ignore this, I just have a copy of Sans's entire dialouge so I thought it'd be nice putting it here.
Heya. You've been busy, huh? . . . So, I've got a question for ya. Do you think even the worst person can change. . . ? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? All right. Well here's a better question. Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause if you take another step forward. . . You are REALLY not going to like what happens next. Welp. Sorry, old lady. This is why I never make promises. It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. . . On days like these, kids like you. . . Should be burning in hell. Huh. Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. What? You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it? Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting. . . Until suddenly, everything ends. That's your fault, isn't it? You can't understand how this feels. Knowing that one day, without any warning. . . It's all going to be reset. Look. I gave up trying to go back a long time ago. And getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. Cause even if we do. . . We'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? To be blunt. . . It makes it kind of hard to give it my all. . . . Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy. . . ? Hell if I know. All I know is. . . Seeing what comes next. . . I can't afford not to care anymore. Ugh. . . That being said. . . You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? . . . Listen. I know you didn't answer me before, but. . . Somewhere in there. I can feel it. There's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. Someone who, in another time, might have even been. . . A friend? C'mon, buddy. Do you remember me? Please, if you're listening. . . Let's forget all this, ok? Just lay down your weapon, and . . . Well, my job will be alot easier. Welp, it was worth a shot. Guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? Sounds strange, but before all this I was secretly hoping we could be friends. I always thought the anomaly was doing all this cause they were unhappy. And when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. And maybe all they needed was. . . I dunno. Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. But that's ridiculous, right? Yeah, you're the type or person who won't EVER be happy. You'll keep consuming timelines over and over, until. . . Well. Hey. Take it from me, kid. Someday. . . You gotta learn when to QUIT. And that day's TODAY. Cause. . . Y'see. . . All this fighting is really tiring me out. And if you keep pushing me. . . Then I'll be forced to use my special attack. Yeah. My special attack. Sound familiar? Well. Get ready. ‘Cause after the next move, I'm going to use it. So if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die. Well. Here goes nothing. . . Are you ready? Survive this, and I'll show you my special attack! Huff. . . Puff. . . All right. That's it. It's time for my special attack. Are you ready? Here goes nothing. Yep. That's right. It's literally nothing. And it's not gonna be anything, either. Ya get it? I know I can't beat you. One of your turns. . . You're just gonna kill me. So, uh. I've decided. . . It's not going to BE your turn, ever. I'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. Even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. Capiche? You'll get bored here. If you haven't gotten bored already, I mean. And then you'll finally quit. I know your type. You're, uh, very determined, aren't you? You'll never give up, even if there's, uh. . . Absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. If I can make that clear. No matter what, you'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil. . . But just because you think you can. And because you "can". . . . . . You "have to." But now, you've reached the end. There is nothing left for you now. So, uh, in my personal opinion. . . The most "determined" thing you can do here? Is to, uh, completely give up. And. . . (Yawn) do literally anything else. Heh, didja really think you would be able- . . . . . . . . . So. . . Guess that's it, huh? . . . Just. . . Don't say I didn't warn you. Well. I'm going to grillby's. Papyrus, do you want anything?
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
A FIGHT begins!...
It's TIME TO MAKE A V-VEEERY [special] DEAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Time stops as the fight begins, allowing me to focus on the boss fight without feeding the mimic)
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
Uh oh.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Phone Rings*. HELLO?...WHAT!? ARE YOU [Kidding] ME?! It's for you! (Phone attack)
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
... Help me. I will MERCY.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Mercy Level: 10%*
MAMA! WATCH ME [fly]! It's time to be A [big shot!]
*Pispis attack, Dex save DC 14*
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
3
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
haha I live my turn I will MERCY again
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Mercy Level: 20%*
*Beam Attack, Dex save 17*
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
aaaa nooo 8
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
... Well [GP].
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives