The mimic devours the beholder and gains its powers. It zaps you with a charm ray. Make a DC 16 wisdom saving throw against it. On a fail, you are compelled to be active on this thread for one hour.
I feed the mimic the mayonnaise from the Alchemy jug
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I feed the mimic a potion of healing. It proceeds to vomit out it on to everyone. Nobody has to make anymore death saving throws for now, but for fun you might wanna make a Constitution saving throw to not be dizzy from that awful stench.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Well when I said a ‘nokia’ I meant the old fashioned flip phones. Ah well.
The moment the mimic decides to consume the ‘illegal’ pills, it feels a hallucinating sensation. Confusion sweeps over its head. The mimic doesn’t even know what to think of it. Angry? Sad? Disgusted? It ended up suing you in court for possession of illegal ‘pills’.
As soon as all the tension is gone, I feed the mimic aspirin to clear up its head.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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The mimic spits out a key
I feed the mimic a magical school girl
The mimic spits out a magical school guy
I feed the mimic my mom’s Crème Brûlée
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The mimic swallows down the Crème Brûlée and spits out a top 100 desserts cookery book
I feed the Mimic a wand of magic missile
It spits out a 9th level scroll of magic missile.
I feed it Frozen 2
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It spits out Frozen 3
I feed it the Phlogiston
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It spits out THE NOTSIGOLHp
I feed it Fawful
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It spits out Shrek flossing
I feed it a dead beholder
Tanuk Valengaar
The mimic devours the beholder and gains its powers. It zaps you with a charm ray. Make a DC 16 wisdom saving throw against it. On a fail, you are compelled to be active on this thread for one hour.
I feed the mimic the mayonnaise from the Alchemy jug
It spits a bunch of Russians dancing Slavic HARDBASS songs..................
I feed the Mimic an entire Volcano........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
It spits out a stream of lava. Make a death save...
I feed it Kronk
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It spits out Yzma in cat form, who then throws a death potion at you. Make a death save.
I feed it the Dead Dertinus, if he dies.
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Rolling a death saving throw....
14
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
With Dertinus dead, Gandalf_The_Gray needs to make a Death Save.
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The mimic spits out dead Dertinus and spits out an alive Detinus!
I feed the mimic 42 tuiles
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The Mimic starts dancing "the Saint Vito's dance". Later, it spits a bunch of stems..............
I feed the Mimic the LeviRocks.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I become the mimic.
I eat Dertinus. Make a Death Saving Throw.
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I roll the Death saving throw........
17
Whoah !!!! NAT 20 !!!!! yeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I feed the mimic a potion of healing. It proceeds to vomit out it on to everyone. Nobody has to make anymore death saving throws for now, but for fun you might wanna make a Constitution saving throw to not be dizzy from that awful stench.
I feed the mimic a Nokia
The Mimic gets annoyed by eating the whole Building of Nokia enterprise, so he gonna spend a whole day eating it.
I feed the Mimic a bunch of *illegal* pills.... ahemmmmm....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Well when I said a ‘nokia’ I meant the old fashioned flip phones. Ah well.
The moment the mimic decides to consume the ‘illegal’ pills, it feels a hallucinating sensation. Confusion sweeps over its head. The mimic doesn’t even know what to think of it. Angry? Sad? Disgusted? It ended up suing you in court for possession of illegal ‘pills’.
As soon as all the tension is gone, I feed the mimic aspirin to clear up its head.