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It spits out a magic item that gives you one copper. Upon offering it to someone else, it gives them one copper. You try to make it give you a second copper, but it does not. Turns out it only gives one copper for everyone.
It spits out a infernal trader joe’s
I feed it a cat
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Inmediately the Mimic meows...... spitting some cursed Mastiffs.
I feed the Mimic with Yu-gi-oh waifus.
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It spits out Pokemon waifus
I feed it your mind.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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It spits out Master Beef Stroganoff (kitty jedi)
I feed it a corellian freighter.
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It spits out an extremely THICC Yoda.
I feed the mimic Heath Ledger's Joker
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out Christian Bale’s Batman.
I feed it six tons of kryptonite.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
It spits out six pounds of pink kryptonite.
I feed it a stone giant club.
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It spits out a diamond hoe and a netherite ingot. It also spits out a note that says "Here's a refund for your stupidity"
I feed it my Limited Edition Golden Crocs
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
It spits out your Limited Edition Golden Crocs, now quite soggy.
I feed it a cookie.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a cake.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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and what do you use to feed the mimc ??
Then if you don't use anything to feed the Mimic, I grab you just to be thrown at the Mimic's mouth.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
It spits out A Dancing Skeleton
I feed it the Heart of a Virgin Maiden
All men can see the tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
-Sun Tzu
The Art Of War
It spits blood onto you. And keeps spitting blood on you. Gallons and gallons. More and more blood. It wont stop oh goodness no-
I feed it an arcane circle.
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It Spits out an Arcane Square
I feed it the blood it spit at me
All men can see the tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
-Sun Tzu
The Art Of War
It spits out a chunk of meat. Enjoy
I feed it a bourgoise pig in a monarch outfit.
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It spits out propaganda
I feed the mimic pure unadulterated liquid communism
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out a magic item that gives you one copper. Upon offering it to someone else, it gives them one copper. You try to make it give you a second copper, but it does not. Turns out it only gives one copper for everyone.
I feed it a horned helmet.
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My homebrew stuff:
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out some unhorned goats.
I feed the mimic with 2 barrels of red red wine.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk