Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
The complicated xorn was an answer to “a simle xorn” that caght on
It spits out a pig drumstick.
I feed it another complicated xorn.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
It spits it out a goomba
I feed it a bar of soap
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
It explodes.
I feed it a duck.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It unexplodes.
I feed it lemonade and grapes.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
It spits out a joke.
I feed it the joker.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
it spits out a complicated Xorn
I feed it a house
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
Why are there so many complicated xorns?
It spits out a mouse.
I feed it a louse.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out Louse's evil twin.
I feed the mimic a red cardigan, a blue top hat, a banana umbrella, and white tube socks with red rings around the top.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
it spits out the confusion spell
i feed it a complicated xorn
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
It spits out a straightforward xorn.
I feed it the straightforward xorn.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out an aggressively too forward xorn.
I feed it burnt rubber.
Ryan (he/him/his)
Extended Signature
It spits out incinerated rubber.
I feed it frozen rubber.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out rubbery ice.
I feed it soup with rubber
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
It spits out a rubber chicken that makes a demonic howling sound when you squish it.
I feed it turkey bacon.
Ryan (he/him/his)
Extended Signature
The complicated xorn was an answer to “a simle xorn” that caght on
It spits out a pig drumstick.
I feed it another complicated xorn.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
It spits out a simplified xorn.
I feed it πr²
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
It gives a math lesson.
I feed it 1+1=11
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a 25697 page math textbook.
I feed it a kraken.
It spits out a tsunami.
I feed it a purple worm.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a fishing guide
I feed it my soul
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
It spits out an earth worm
I feed it the earth worm
EDIT: Oops
When players get creative.