I feed it Tasha’s cauldron of everything (the cauldron, not the book)
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
It spits out Mark
I feed it Mark
When players get creative.
It spits out Stew
I feed it Stew
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out Jane
I feed it Jane
When players get creative.
It spits out Mary
I feed it Mary
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out Stanley
I feed it Stanley
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
It spits out Jerry.
I feed it Jerry.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out someone who breaks the pattern
I feed it a torch
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
It becomes a flaming mimic
I feed this flaming mimic 55 gallons of gasoline
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
We all die.
I feed it an empty water bottle
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Kirby spits out a dead turtle
I feed it Tasha’s cauldron of everything (the cauldron, not the book)
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
It spits out Everything.
I feed it everything.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out Baba Yaga
I feed it Tasha
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
It spits out a people. One for every new subclass added in Tasha's cauldron of everything.
I feed the mimic a rock from the Grand Canyon.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
It spits out a nuclear family that were just on a trip to the Grand Canyon
I feed it the entirety of D&D Beyond
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
It spits out a campaign it made with that information
I feed it a regular sandwich
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
It spits out a peculiar and irregular sandwich.
I feed it a microphone.
It spits out a macrophone.
I feed it a walnut.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a peanut.
I feed it a television.
It spits out a book
I feed it a duck
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a goose
I feed it a green screen.
When players get creative.