It spits out something worth several hundred gold pieces.
I feed it necromancy magic.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
It spits out a blast of arcane power that throws you across the room.
I feed it Samso1.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
it spits out Samos2, Samos3, Samos4, SamosDavis, ShakeelO'Samos, BlueSamos, RainbowSamos, EvilSamos, MustacheSamos, HandsomeSamos, GenericSamos, and Some random guy that shares a few similar facial features to Samos, but doesn't really look much like him nor does he posses any relations to Samos1.
I feed the mimic the dumbest human ever to live. No not me. I'm the second dumbest. I feed it the #1 dumbest human of all time.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
With all the Samsos in one place, you get a temporal paradox, destroying all of time and space. Then the mimic spits it back out and everyone is fine again.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
It spits out a... diamond?
I feed it conjuration magic
When players get creative.
It spits out something worth several hundred gold pieces.
I feed it necromancy magic.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
It spits out a note saying “already ate that.”
I feed it illusion magic.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out 1 million Platinum Pieces, wow!
...Oh, nevermind, it's all fake.
I feed it divination magic.
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
It know where you live...
I feed it war magic
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a blast of arcane power that throws you across the room.
I feed it Samso1.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
it spits out Samos2, Samos3, Samos4, SamosDavis, ShakeelO'Samos, BlueSamos, RainbowSamos, EvilSamos, MustacheSamos, HandsomeSamos, GenericSamos, and Some random guy that shares a few similar facial features to Samos, but doesn't really look much like him nor does he posses any relations to Samos1.
I feed the mimic the dumbest human ever to live. No not me. I'm the second dumbest. I feed it the #1 dumbest human of all time.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
It spits out the smartest guy alive.
I feed it all the Samsos lying around (there was actually an evil Samso once)
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
With all the Samsos in one place, you get a temporal paradox, destroying all of time and space. Then the mimic spits it back out and everyone is fine again.
I feed it a parrot-ox
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
It spits out an ox-parrot
I feed it a ox-parrot.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
it spits out feathers
i feed it the smartest guy alive
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
It becomes a super genius.
I feed it a vorpal sword.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
it a super genius now uses some extra oil of ethralness to vanish it then spit out
i feed it a time crystal
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
You see Vexx (see page one)
I feed the mimic one shiny gold coin
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
It spits out two shiny gold coins
I feed it two shiny gold coins
When players get creative.
It spits out three shiny gold coins.
I feed it three shiny gold coins.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
It spits out six shiny gold coins
I feed it six shiny gold coins.
When players get creative.
it spits out a 600 copper pieces burying you
i feed it a song
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
It spits out Ed Sheeren, who is now extremely confused
I feed it the BFG 9000 from Doom
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
It spits out GFB 0009, from MOOD.
I feed it Ed Sheeren, who is now even more confused.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me