I do the doctor strange hand movement, opening a portal and causing the bomb to appear in the extraplanar space under Drummer’s washing machine, where all the missing socks go.
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Hiii :3
15yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias. also play dbd but not much
Tokyo Ghoul is peak cinema, resident evil is the best, Creep is a good horror movie
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
"Get a load of this guy" (I point at the BO B.M that has been reality-altered twice now)
"You're not like the rest of us" the other bomb children laugh "you're a freak. I bet you have bomb cooties." They laugh again. "I heard their fuse isn't even on properly"
This causes our young propagandist, BO B.M, to go on a quest at their ripe old age of 5 to the Himalayas to find a way of curing themselves and becoming a regular bomb once more. But once they finally find the magical monk of bomb reality-altering reversal curing treatment, the monk tells BO B.M that they're beautiful and should embrace who they truly are. So BO B.M takes up dungeons and dragon-bombs and comes across some other bombs that have been labelled the same things, like "freak" and "nerd" and they all play d&d together. Then the BO B.M discovers their passion for music, specifically classical and piano based songs, and whilst still playing d&d they meet a wonderful bomb called bomlinda, and they live a happy and long life together. BO B.M earns a respectable living and one day finds those kids who bullied them all those years ago at a car wash and gets them to wash their fancy car. Maybe it doesn't pay to be a bully after all.
Years and years later, BO B.M junior is playing d&d with their friends, and one of them suggests they should use dndbeyond.com to make character sheets as they were all playing online due to bombvid-19, a virus that caused social distancing. That's when BO B.M came across the dndbeyond forums, where they ended up creating an incredible thread there called "drop the human". Then they got a text saying that some random guy called drummer had thrown their parent BO B.M at morralyambiguousfae???
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Unfortunately for the big bad wolf, Fae is actually the 128th little piggy and is in a house of plutonium.
This house doesn’t last very long(obviously) and sends the bomb flying back towards Gibber.
Hiii :3
15yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias. also play dbd but not much
Tokyo Ghoul is peak cinema, resident evil is the best, Creep is a good horror movie
Best movie OAT is thankskilling
How did you know :p
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I’m actually the plutonium :O
Hiii :3
15yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias. also play dbd but not much
Tokyo Ghoul is peak cinema, resident evil is the best, Creep is a good horror movie
Best movie OAT is thankskilling
Sry for making you into my house:p
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who has the bomb
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Me! I do! I have the bomb!
Oh wait, actually I don't want the bomb, do you want the bomb?
(I throw it at o1_)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I throw it at Augur_PrinceOfHollow
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I do the doctor strange hand movement, opening a portal and causing the bomb to appear in the extraplanar space under Drummer’s washing machine, where all the missing socks go.
Hiii :3
15yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias. also play dbd but not much
Tokyo Ghoul is peak cinema, resident evil is the best, Creep is a good horror movie
Best movie OAT is thankskilling
I use a reality-altering anagram.
Bomb --> Bob M.
A guy named Bob M. appears in place of the bomb.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
what did you do?
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/245728-request-below check out my pbp here
I throw the bomb at o1_
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I use same reality altering anagram to create....... BO B.M.!!!!!
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/245728-request-below check out my pbp here
Actually, you grab Bob and throw him at o1_, because the bomb was transmuted into him via my anagram.
Anyways, I drop the BO B.M that o1_, has created.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
"Get a load of this guy" (I point at the BO B.M that has been reality-altered twice now)
"You're not like the rest of us" the other bomb children laugh "you're a freak. I bet you have bomb cooties." They laugh again. "I heard their fuse isn't even on properly"
This causes our young propagandist, BO B.M, to go on a quest at their ripe old age of 5 to the Himalayas to find a way of curing themselves and becoming a regular bomb once more. But once they finally find the magical monk of bomb reality-altering reversal curing treatment, the monk tells BO B.M that they're beautiful and should embrace who they truly are. So BO B.M takes up dungeons and dragon-bombs and comes across some other bombs that have been labelled the same things, like "freak" and "nerd" and they all play d&d together. Then the BO B.M discovers their passion for music, specifically classical and piano based songs, and whilst still playing d&d they meet a wonderful bomb called bomlinda, and they live a happy and long life together. BO B.M earns a respectable living and one day finds those kids who bullied them all those years ago at a car wash and gets them to wash their fancy car. Maybe it doesn't pay to be a bully after all.
Years and years later, BO B.M junior is playing d&d with their friends, and one of them suggests they should use dndbeyond.com to make character sheets as they were all playing online due to bombvid-19, a virus that caused social distancing. That's when BO B.M came across the dndbeyond forums, where they ended up creating an incredible thread there called "drop the human". Then they got a text saying that some random guy called drummer had thrown their parent BO B.M at morralyambiguousfae???
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
very long backstory!
I pick it up and giant magic creatures turn it back into a bomb which levitates to Drummer
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