There's a wall of force between us.

You are falling 398958 miles into lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I deploy my parachute and the hot air keeps me up

You are drowning in a pool of infinite water 

I am a fish

You just asked for free D&D beyond codes in books or something and now 200 D&D Beyond users are on their way to murder you 

good thing i can cast meteor swarm 3 times a day


you are one of those dndbeyond users, and i just casted each one of those swarms consecutivly meaning your in for 120d6 dmg and a 34dc

(shiny silvers answer still doesnt pass even with a d12 bardic as even with adv his fails still save as guidance doesnt apply to saves

I am a rouge with evasion, a bardic inspiration, regular inspiration, guidance, advantage, and a lucky dice set.

You just dropped an Iron anvil on your bare foot.

I am a Warforged and absorb the anvil and now I am bigger

you are falling of a cliff in a antimagic zone and you are a human

You are sitting at home.

and then a T-Rex being chased by a terrasque runs directly through your home, collapsing it on top of you.

Edit: why you edit

I cast time stop and dump the anvil on tiamat

tiamat is angry cause you droped an anvil on her foot

I telleport away

a god is angry at you for trying to kill me

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I cast time stop and dump the anvil on tiamat

tiamat is angry cause you droped an anvil on her foot

 that got a little confusing

I am tiamat, and I dropped the anvil on my foot, so I throw it off a cliff, never to be seen again until…

…the anvil hits your head and crushes you to the ground

I am in ysguard and go back to life the next day, then I cast wish and Tiamat is banished to the far realm 

everyonEs dnd subscription ran out

That won’t hurt anyone, they can just renew the subscription

you got your head stuck in a plastic bag and are suffocating.

I take the bag of

you are dead and you are the only healer in the world

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I take the bag of

you are dead and you are the only creric

the wizard brings me back to life


you are a telepath that can hear everyones thoughts, as pain, and cant block it out by any means

I move to where there is no things alive

You are a Warforged  and a rust monster is eating you and you are in a antimagic field and have only 1 hp left and the rust monster has 100000 hp

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I move to where there is no things alive

You are a Warforged  and a rust monster is eating you and you are in a antimagic field and have only 1 hp left and the rust monster has 100000 hp

 I'm immune to all damage


your permanently stuck in place where you stand at the moment. there is no moving with your feet

I am an aaracocra so I fly away

you are eaten by a cow that is eaten by a pig that is eaten by a T. rex that is eaten by a whale that is eaten by a dragon, talk about unluky.

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I am an aaracocra so I fly away

you are eaten by a cow that is eaten by a pig that is eaten by a T. rex that is eaten by a whale that is eaten by a dragon, talk about unluky.

 thats just a philosphy lesson, guess ill just leave the cow


you lost your wings as a bird

I am a human so I don’t have wings

you died a thousand deaths and there is no magic

The word died is past tense,  so in the present i'm still alive

You've been shrunk, and are falling from a cloud whilst also drowning in a raindrop