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(Not on this topic, we really like John the tabaxai)

 Btw, is Jhon a character any of you are playing with in a campaign?

I survive because even though I want to find him, I don’t need to in order to live.

you got your head stuck in a chair

I'm not tasty and hence the chair-mimic spits me out.

You've just battled a chest mimic, a door mimic, a floor mimic, and a purse mimic. You're sitting after these battles to count your money when suddenly you realize: the mound of coins is sticky...

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I'm not tasty and hence the chair-mimic spits me out.

You've just battled a chest mimic, a door mimic, a floor mimic, and a purse mimic. You're sitting after these battles to count your money when suddenly you realize: the mound of coins is sticky...

 I pat the coins and listen to them purr.  "I'm going to call you Princess and I will cherish you forever."

The whole room's a mimic of a not so friendly disposition.

I am jhon, the mighty yarn tabaxi, and my yarn is non - digestible, so I am good.

you did a cannonball off a ship in the middle of the sea, only to realize you were wearing heavy armor, and your backpack was full of gold coins and gems from the dragon hoard you just left, so you sink to the bottom of the ocean as the ships crew applauds the massive splash your cannonball created.

I grab onto the ships anchor and let them pull me back up

Quote from ShhinySilver >>

Quote from MyrkridiaKiller >>

(Not on this topic, we really like John the tabaxai)

 Btw, is Jhon a character any of you are playing with in a campaign?

I survive because even though I want to find him, I don’t need to in order to live.

you got your head stuck in a chair

 I don't play Jhon in a campaign, but I would like to!  Probably should be me playing him as I created him, so I will do so soon!

You have something really heavy holding onto the anchor of your ship, and it's pulling the whole ship into the sea...    

I let down the anchor so we are not dragged down. 

You are holding onto an anchor that was just plunged to the bottom of the sea.

As I'm not necessarily the person in ShhinySilver's post, I swim up to the surface

Your hit by a bird that proceeds to explode in your face   

I eat it as i am jhon the tabaxi

you are a bird who got eaten by jhon the tabaxi

I climb out of his yarn stomach, then I fly away to warn the other birds about his presence.

you just jumped off of the back of a flying dragon, and landed on the spikes on the back of a terrasque, then wake up from that horrible dream, to see that the same terrasque broke through your wall and is about to eat you.

I get saved by jhon the tabaxi

you are the tarrasque being attacked by jhon the tabaxi

I beg him to let me live, and become the tarrasque that Jhon the tabaxi let live

Your the ball of yarn that started of in that trap for Jhon, and you have traveled with him ever since. you are now bored of Jhon and want to leave. You sneak away in the night, but get attacked by the murdering cleric whilst miles away from Jhon... 

Get saved by the tarrasque that jhon the tabaxi let live

you are the murdering cleric that is getting attacked by a tarrasque

I am the murdering cleric, not the dying cleric, so I MURDER the terrasque

you ate a pound of poisoned dirt

I’m Jhon the tabaxi. My stomach, as was mentioned earlier it’s made of yarn, and so it doesn’t matter if it’s poisoned. The dirt will just strengthen my immune system. 

You are trying to poison Jhon the tabaxi who is immune to poison

I use water with microscopic knitting needles so that it scrambles John’s yarn body

you fell asleep in the woods and woke up inside a hollow tree that was on fire

I am jhon the tabaxi and am made of fire

you tried to kill jhon the tabaxi and now he is attacking you

Side note: I love how much we like jhon the tabaxi in this thread and how often he is being brought back up

I beg Jhon the tabaxi to let me live and become the other guy that Jhon the tabaxi let live

Your Jhon the Tabaxi and your being Strangled by Your own yarn!

Side note: I really like Jhon the Tabaxi too, but I feel like we're over-using him in this thread, so I'm creating a Jhon the tabaxi thread! Check it out! link in my signature!

I end up having to cut the yarn and get prosthetic yarn.

you are in the middle of the sea, and every living creature inside the sea is hunting you and wants you dead.

I am level 20 wizard, I cast teleport to my house. 

You are a human fighter that is level one, you only have a club and no armor, you have no magic items, no friends, you are missing a leg, you are just a fighter one, no multiclassing. And all of your ability scores are 7's. And you are surrounded by killer terrasques.

I'm an Eldarin, and so I fey step through a wall to get away

Your stuck in a falling elevator which is packed full of tnt which is about to go of