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I'm an Eldarin, and so I fey step through a wall to get away

 

Your stuck in a falling elevator which is packed full of tnt which is about to go of

 Isn't eladrin an elvish subrace?

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I'm an Eldarin, and so I fey step through a wall to get away

 

Your stuck in a falling elevator which is packed full of tnt which is about to go of

 Isn't eladrin an elvish subrace?

 not the person you are talking to but fey touched feat can do the same thing

But he is a level one, he shouldn't have any feats yet.

Variant human

Oh God. I look like a Supreme idiot right now don't I? 

No you don't, but You were right, I said Eldarin when I meant fey touched

I cast misty step outside

You are being attacked by 7 fire storms in one 5 by 5 space

The rules for combining magical effects take place, so I live (not that I would have died anyway, red dragons have fire immunity)

you climbed Mount Everest in a storm, and when you reach the top, you get struck by lightning and fall all the way down.

note, it is from the same spell, putting one block in one space, then the rest nest to that one

My simulacrum did, i am fine

You are trapped in the game Celeste as Madeline and trying to climb the mountain in normal mode and if you die in game you die in real life and you can only come back if you beat the whole thing

I turn on my gaming playlist and tryhard the whole thing.

you just drank a gulp of water that was WAY too big and your neck breaks.

I screw it back on

You just drank a gulp of lava that was way to hot and you burn

Thankfully I am a Fire Genasi...

I have been turned into a frog by Gandalf...

Using Minecraft frog logic, I eat him.

your friend tied you up for a video and then left you alone… tied to a chair… in the dark…

Joke's on him. This is my natural terrain. My friend merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, but by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

You are the cleric of your party and they're badly injured after a fight and in need of healing. But all the spells you have for the purpose are touch-range only... and you're only non-Grung. 

I'm a Yuan-Ti.

Your party has no healing effects. (lay on hands, cure wounds, healer's kit, etc)

Fortunately we’re all tank paladins so we’ll be fine

 You are a bomb

I defuse myself.

You are about to go to war, a cult war.

I ready my army, a Tabaxi army

your attacked by a spider queen

First, I knock her out, then tie her to a wooden board and float her out to sea to die of thirst, or sea creatures.

You are on a spelljammer ship that is about to blow up.

I jump of, and use my one minute of breathing to get to another ship

Your in a collapsing mine shaft

Side note: @Dndlover_2, I'm awaiting an response in the Nerds and dorks thread