Well I'm a warlock and so my charisma should be a higher stat. I do a performance to entertain the tarrasques, roll a nat 20, and they keep me as their amusing pet.
You were in the sky on a Broom of Flying when suddenly the termites chewed it in half.
You are currently being shot. The crossbow bolt is lightly pressing against your forehead at this instant. You are a level one human ranger, at one hp.
Heavy Crossbow is d10 damage. Light is down to d8 and Hand is down to d6. I have 10+con_modifier hit points. So long as I have at least a +1 CON modifier I'm fine...
you are 90 feet in the air falling towards a terrasque
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I…don’t know why I survive, maybe I shouldn’t? I never thought about it till now but… is mortality just another part of life? Yeah let’s go with it, it seems like I’m probably supposed to die, so I don’t survive.
You’re one of Mephisto’s test subjects
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This is ItsNotAChest’s alternate, so no some random psychopath hasn’t stolen their storylines/posts. Or maybe I did. Who knows…
I am what happens when you write character concepts on a spice high
An enemy just attacked you and the dm is rolling a LOT of dice for the damage
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
An enemy just attacked you and the dm is rolling a LOT of dice for the damage
I dodged it. Because I'm a rogue today. And rogues can dodge anything.
Next scenario: you are in a flaming airship that is rapidly plummeting thousands of feet toward the ground. You don't know how to fly and airship. There is a vortex of hellfire opening up below you.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I'm a barbarian who is raging and resistant to bludgeoning damage, as well as having too many hit points.
The party's rogue has a minor disagreement with you and is now trying to murder you.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I get the rest of the party on my side and together we all throw the rouge off a cliff never to be seen again... unless...
you are surrounded by at least 20 dragons after you stole from a collective hoard they created
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I also had a bag of holding so a portal to the astral plane opens up and I cast plane shift to the material plane
you are trying the barbarians dumb plan to steal from Tiamat and it failed miserably
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Unstoppable dragon coming at us? Check. Frightened party members praying for a quick and merciful death? Check. Handy lute at my side? Check. +5 Charisma modifier with proficiency in Persuassion? Check. I'm a bard and a bard's gotta do what a bard's gotta do.
Well I'm a warlock and so my charisma should be a higher stat. I do a performance to entertain the tarrasques, roll a nat 20, and they keep me as their amusing pet.
You were in the sky on a Broom of Flying when suddenly the termites chewed it in half.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I’m a wizard and cast Fly.
You are currently being shot. The crossbow bolt is lightly pressing against your forehead at this instant. You are a level one human ranger, at one hp.
Heavy Crossbow is d10 damage. Light is down to d8 and Hand is down to d6. I have 10+con_modifier hit points. So long as I have at least a +1 CON modifier I'm fine...
You are inside a Gelatinous Cube and restrained.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
My patron casts plane shift and saves me
you are 90 feet in the air falling towards a terrasque
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I…don’t know why I survive, maybe I shouldn’t? I never thought about it till now but… is mortality just another part of life? Yeah let’s go with it, it seems like I’m probably supposed to die, so I don’t survive.
You’re one of Mephisto’s test subjects
This is ItsNotAChest’s alternate, so no some random psychopath hasn’t stolen their storylines/posts. Or maybe I did. Who knows…
I am what happens when you write character concepts on a spice high
#ForeverAlone
#ForeverDM
I use the Infinity Gauntlet to snap him away.
You are entangled by a python.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
i learn Javascript.
You are about to get eaten by a titan when...
my name is not Bryce
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For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
I tattle to the titan's mother that he's playing with his food and needs to be sent to his room.
You are a goblin guarding the first loot the DM planned for the party to acquire.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I kindly show them the way to the treasure room
An enemy just attacked you and the dm is rolling a LOT of dice for the damage
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I dodged it. Because I'm a rogue today. And rogues can dodge anything.
Next scenario: you are in a flaming airship that is rapidly plummeting thousands of feet toward the ground. You don't know how to fly and airship. There is a vortex of hellfire opening up below you.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I am a Tiefling Wizard, so I don't take half as much damage from the fire and cast Fly
Next : You in a room full of demons and Drow that want to kill you
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I am Drizzt Do'Urden.
Rocks fall; everyone dies. Except you... why?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I die because I got bamboozled
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I'm a barbarian who is raging and resistant to bludgeoning damage, as well as having too many hit points.
The party's rogue has a minor disagreement with you and is now trying to murder you.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I get the rest of the party on my side and together we all throw the rouge off a cliff never to be seen again... unless...
you are surrounded by at least 20 dragons after you stole from a collective hoard they created
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I give the dragons 7 donuts, 5 gold, and 1 coffee
The Party's warlock betrays you and now lots of undead are attacking
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I am a fighter wearing plate armor.
You've been stuffed inside a bag of holding.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I also had a bag of holding so a portal to the astral plane opens up and I cast plane shift to the material plane
you are trying the barbarians dumb plan to steal from Tiamat and it failed miserably
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Unstoppable dragon coming at us? Check. Frightened party members praying for a quick and merciful death? Check. Handy lute at my side? Check. +5 Charisma modifier with proficiency in Persuassion? Check.
I'm a bard and a bard's gotta do what a bard's gotta do.
The dice are angry with you.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Buy new Dice
You are being hunted by a rival ranger in their favorite terrain
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King