im a higher level ranger and I like this terrain MORE
you are sitting peacefully in your house
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I realize that having the scenario set up for this question means that not all is as it seems. I run out the door, not even stopping to put on shoes, run across the grass, run down the street, dive into the pond, and am safe as the blast from the bomb you planted goes off.
I have an even better lawyer checking things over.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
you were just bitten by a terrasque, thrown 200 feet in the air, landed in lava, was stabbed several times, was forced to drink poison, and was swallowed by a whale which was then was eaten by a kraken
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
One second before the arm was bitten off, a shift in the Multivers occurred. For many years, the gods and angels of the purest good worked day and night, dawn and dusk, at a spell beyond mortal comprehension. The spell, written on divine text so incredibly holy that it would burn away the eyes (and the rest of the face) of any mere mortal who dared attempt to read its inscrutable text. The purpose of the spell: to destroy Vecna. A solar streaked down from the sky upon the lich-god, and the two engaged in mortal combat. After burning through all of Vecna's legendary resistances with its Bow of Slaying, the Solar spoke the words of the Scroll of Dispel Vecna, destroying the dark lord, and itself, in the process.
The sheer magical power rippled across the planes, as every creature became aware that, by pure divine power, the most powerful lich in the multiverse had been obliterated. The Hand of Vecna, severed from the god that once powered its magic, instantly becomes some ordinary old dead hand. It's really gross that you're wearing a literal zombie hand where yours once was, but fortunately, the dragon removes that little problem for you.
Finally, the dragon dies of food poisoning from eating the rancid, diseased meat that was once the Hand of Vecna. The party cleric, well aware of the divine myracle that occurred mere seconds ago, casts Regenerate on the stump. Looking into your eyes, he says, "Bless Great Arrah and all the gods. Had Vecna not been slain, I would have needed to spend another 300 gold on diamonds."
Next prompt: Your DM is mad at you and wants to kill your character. His first attempt to do this is pitting you single handedly against ten thousand death knights.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I am vecna, and now am really mad that the dragon bit off my hand and I tell it to give me my hand back or else
you are sitting on a chair in your lawn... and then a purple worm bursts from the ground under you and swallows you whole
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
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im a higher level ranger and I like this terrain MORE
you are sitting peacefully in your house
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I am not in a house instead it is a Palace
You are making a contract with my party of Teiflings
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I realize that having the scenario set up for this question means that not all is as it seems. I run out the door, not even stopping to put on shoes, run across the grass, run down the street, dive into the pond, and am safe as the blast from the bomb you planted goes off.I have an even better lawyer checking things over.
You are in a pond and forgot how to swim.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Let's Test Monsters! | We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 45, 2/3/25, Adiemus
But I didn't for I am a water Genasi
you are eating taco bell and your stomach hurts
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I wake up from the dream to realize it was real and my stomach still hurts, but ill be fine
I just shoved you in a pond and cast sleep on you
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I am an Eladrin
I shove you into lava with a chain demon
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I have a ring of fire immunity.
You are a witch in a rainstorm.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Let's Test Monsters! | We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 45, 2/3/25, Adiemus
I have an umbrella
you just drank water poisoned with iocane powder
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I am immune to poison
I send you to your childhood enemies house
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I have been building up a resistance to it for years ever since I became the new Dread Pirate Roberts!My childhood enemy probably isn't all that well-built.
You've had your life force sucked out.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Let's Test Monsters! | We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 45, 2/3/25, Adiemus
they are a commoner and I am a level 9 wizard
edit: I die because I got sniped and Vitus dies because because they got the reference but also got sniped
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I vomit it all out.
You mother is angry at you.
I have a Marine recruiter with me
You are running a 1.5 mile run and you have to do it in less than 13 minutes
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I am android.
You are a jedi in Order 66.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Let's Test Monsters! | We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 45, 2/3/25, Adiemus
I am yoda
you are sleeping in palace as a king/queen and an assassin is entering the window
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
good thing I have 4 highly trained guards
you were just bitten by a terrasque, thrown 200 feet in the air, landed in lava, was stabbed several times, was forced to drink poison, and was swallowed by a whale which was then was eaten by a kraken
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I am a banshee and use my incoporeal presence to waltz out of the belly.
You just heard a banshee wail and didn't make your saving throw.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Let's Test Monsters! | We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 45, 2/3/25, Adiemus
I was wearing my Beats by Dre so I only faintly heard it
You had the hand of Vecna attached to you, and the arm it was on was bitten off by a dragon
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One second before the arm was bitten off, a shift in the Multivers occurred. For many years, the gods and angels of the purest good worked day and night, dawn and dusk, at a spell beyond mortal comprehension. The spell, written on divine text so incredibly holy that it would burn away the eyes (and the rest of the face) of any mere mortal who dared attempt to read its inscrutable text. The purpose of the spell: to destroy Vecna. A solar streaked down from the sky upon the lich-god, and the two engaged in mortal combat. After burning through all of Vecna's legendary resistances with its Bow of Slaying, the Solar spoke the words of the Scroll of Dispel Vecna, destroying the dark lord, and itself, in the process.
The sheer magical power rippled across the planes, as every creature became aware that, by pure divine power, the most powerful lich in the multiverse had been obliterated. The Hand of Vecna, severed from the god that once powered its magic, instantly becomes some ordinary old dead hand. It's really gross that you're wearing a literal zombie hand where yours once was, but fortunately, the dragon removes that little problem for you.
Finally, the dragon dies of food poisoning from eating the rancid, diseased meat that was once the Hand of Vecna. The party cleric, well aware of the divine myracle that occurred mere seconds ago, casts Regenerate on the stump. Looking into your eyes, he says, "Bless Great Arrah and all the gods. Had Vecna not been slain, I would have needed to spend another 300 gold on diamonds."
Next prompt: Your DM is mad at you and wants to kill your character. His first attempt to do this is pitting you single handedly against ten thousand death knights.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
I am vecna, and now am really mad that the dragon bit off my hand and I tell it to give me my hand back or else
you are sitting on a chair in your lawn... and then a purple worm bursts from the ground under you and swallows you whole
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)