White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
You have a vacuum cleaner eternally trapped running on your face.
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
My friend, a bowl of Chicken Noodle Soup, flies over to you, pecking and scalding you to death. Then ChikinNoodlSoop uses it's powers to reincarnate me.
(Wait that sounds like a good thread idea. The Chicken Noodle Soup Cult... nah)
You are covered in fire ants that are superglued to your skin.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I have a blast in heaven. You didn't do anything to me other than make my eternity blissful. Shame on you.
You get Xbox'd. (Stoned but with giant pieces of technology like the Xbox mini fridge)
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Well, I descend down all the way to the nine hells, where I am made the new archdevil, due to my awesomeness and evilness.
You, my friend, just broke into a classified government facility. The nation's entire military is after you.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
It’s not your average horror movie, because while I’m the main character, I’m also the villain/horror/ monster or whatever. My so-called “horrible choices” are from a human’s ethical standpoint, not mine.
Your party is on its last legs, and you’re the only source of healing now that you’ve all ran out of healing potions and stuff. Your opponent has made it very clear that only one member of your party is gonna survive. You are also the weakest in the party in terms of stats.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I put on a scuba mask and an enormous oxygen tank, giving me enough time to break the bars.
"...It's right behind me, isn't it?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I use a spell to turn into smoke and fly away.
Your Life has been turned into dnd and you have 3 death save fails I am the dm convince why you should be alive.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Praise Mulop!
Bill Cipher Cult
I'm actually the only one trying to fight the bad guys instead of taking a long rest with them!
You have found yourself in a cage of rabid wolverines
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
You didn’t convince me you died
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Praise Mulop!
Bill Cipher Cult
Remember what happened? I gave my familiar a wish, to instantly revive me as soon as I die, and the lil dude did
You encounter my internet persona (AKA a literal TarTar) in the woods, and it destroys you
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Destroys, not kills. I play dead and it walks away.
You are being sacrificed to Jeff the Evil Roomba.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I am a loyal follower, I am alive
gun :)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
beeg gun }:)
You encounter a Balrog and you are completely trapped in the mines of Moria.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
At you
Edit: As a child, I yearned for the mines. I dig out.
The consequences of your actions :) (or Tarasque's if this is someone else)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Rude... I dodge or just endure it tho :(
I WILL EAT GIBBERS SKIN (oh and if you not gibber... uh... I spit it on you?)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
AHH THE FLESH IT BURNS MY OWN
wait a minute
I use a vacuum cleaner in my face to clean it up.
😁👍
You have a vacuum cleaner eternally trapped running on your face.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
it's really smol tho...
I break your everything and ######### (senseless gore) [cry of pain] until you dead
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏
My friend, a bowl of Chicken Noodle Soup, flies over to you, pecking and scalding you to death. Then ChikinNoodlSoop uses it's powers to reincarnate me.
(Wait that sounds like a good thread idea. The Chicken Noodle Soup Cult... nah)
You are covered in fire ants that are superglued to your skin.
Your flesh burns for eternity
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I become fire, and they fall of, now, I am an ascending TarTar
I use my first taste of godhood to smite you for the ants
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
I have a blast in heaven. You didn't do anything to me other than make my eternity blissful. Shame on you.
You get Xbox'd. (Stoned but with giant pieces of technology like the Xbox mini fridge)
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I am a god, and a TarTar... that does nothing to my trail of destruction
I descend you, and end you, making sure you don't survive
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Well, I descend down all the way to the nine hells, where I am made the new archdevil, due to my awesomeness and evilness.
You, my friend, just broke into a classified government facility. The nation's entire military is after you.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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The nation of New, which has only one person in its military. I escape with ease.
You are the main character in a horror movie, forced to make horrible choices for the sake of the plot.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It’s not your average horror movie, because while I’m the main character, I’m also the villain/horror/ monster or whatever. My so-called “horrible choices” are from a human’s ethical standpoint, not mine.
Your party is on its last legs, and you’re the only source of healing now that you’ve all ran out of healing potions and stuff. Your opponent has made it very clear that only one member of your party is gonna survive. You are also the weakest in the party in terms of stats.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
As the cleric (2014), I use Divine Intervention to teleport to the other side of the realm. Hence there's only one survivor.
After chugging 20 health potions, you read the ingredients and discover they're all made from cheese. You're allergic to cheese.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ