You are playing dnd in real life and you made a check not to fall into a pit of spikes but got a natural 1 and will have to take 184532183527452 piercing damage.
You were just impaled by an experienced swordsman and are bleeding out on the floor.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You're hounded by a flock of determined, super-intelligent, omnipresent vultures.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You are half an inch tall, and just got caught in a spider's web.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
One of the many insane D&D players out there… (Who isn’t?) I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a (Autistic) home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers), and the world of Faerun and, of the sound of innocents suffering because of my presence or my bad decisions!
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2021?) MyrkridiaStat Block Here!
You have been trapped in a five by five metal cube for 4 days and are currently trapped and starving.
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One of the many insane D&D players out there… (Who isn’t?) I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a (Autistic) home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers), and the world of Faerun and, of the sound of innocents suffering because of my presence or my bad decisions!
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2021?) MyrkridiaStat Block Here!
So starving, in fact, that I try to eat the cube, and realize it's actually made of cake. Yummy :)
You are a flour beetle, and are about to be baked into a cake.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I'm going at 88 mph, I have control of all time. I don't want to explode, so that moment of time is skipped over.
You didn't get the reference I just made, and are going to be attacked by an angry mob.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
One of the many insane D&D players out there… (Who isn’t?) I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a (Autistic) home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers), and the world of Faerun and, of the sound of innocents suffering because of my presence or my bad decisions!
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2021?) MyrkridiaStat Block Here!
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You are in the center of the dimensional rift that was formed from me not having to survive.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I had 100 healing potions in my inventory.
You are playing dnd in real life and you made a check not to fall into a pit of spikes but got a natural 1 and will have to take 184532183527452 piercing damage.
I am AI (sarcasm was here)
Fortunately, I can cast Invulnerability to take no damage.
You were just impaled by an experienced swordsman and are bleeding out on the floor.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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But it was just in your middle school play.
You're hounded by a flock of determined, super-intelligent, omnipresent vultures.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
They're surrounding me to protect me. Friendship :D
You're in a movie and said "what could possibly go wrong?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It's a cringy Halmark movie.
You get cursed by a suspicious evil guy.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Oh look, my old friend a suspicious guy! he curses me with smelling like a rose.
You have no air to breathe after reading all that.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I can't read.
Someone is about to release a kraken on you.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I’m in central Africa. It reverse drowns
Odium and Honor both want to vaporize you
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Want too, but can't
ur furry friend brings U to a furry convention (For non-furries only...)
Sig but long ^w^
Furry Febuary Prompts:
Hybrid, Silly, Fluffy, Afraid, Mantled Beast, Sleepy, Glitched, Shark Hybrid, Dragon, Cat, Arson, Chibi, Protogen, Feathers, Wolf Hybrid, Elegant, Kind-Eyed, Sad, Happy, Dinosaur, Owl, Ox Hybrid, Leopard, Colorful, Snake, Hyena, Bat, Your 'Sona
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
I pretend to have a heart attack.
You are half an inch tall, and just got caught in a spider's web.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I cut my way out of the web.
You are attacked by the power of friendship, taking form as Tiamat and an army of dragons.
I am also a (Autistic) home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers), and the world of Faerun and, of the sound of innocents suffering because of my presence or my bad decisions!
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I use the power of friendship to make the dragons friendly and then they kill the BBEG
The artificer messed up and created an active nuke.
Average person.
I play D&D
In case you don’t know what D&D is : Not a rickroll
It wasn’t a rickroll…
Active, as in actively posting on social media.
Youre trapped in a five-by-five metal cube full of snakes.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Rubber snakes? Fine by me.
You have been trapped in a five by five metal cube for 4 days and are currently trapped and starving.
I am also a (Autistic) home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers), and the world of Faerun and, of the sound of innocents suffering because of my presence or my bad decisions!
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
So starving, in fact, that I try to eat the cube, and realize it's actually made of cake. Yummy :)
You are a flour beetle, and are about to be baked into a cake.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I make bread, I'm not made into it now. I'm a flour -baker- beetle
you explode
Sig but long ^w^
Furry Febuary Prompts:
Hybrid, Silly, Fluffy, Afraid, Mantled Beast, Sleepy, Glitched, Shark Hybrid, Dragon, Cat, Arson, Chibi, Protogen, Feathers, Wolf Hybrid, Elegant, Kind-Eyed, Sad, Happy, Dinosaur, Owl, Ox Hybrid, Leopard, Colorful, Snake, Hyena, Bat, Your 'Sona
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
I'm going at 88 mph, I have control of all time. I don't want to explode, so that moment of time is skipped over.
You didn't get the reference I just made, and are going to be attacked by an angry mob.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Fireballllll!!!!
You been fireballled by a mad wizard
I am also a (Autistic) home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers), and the world of Faerun and, of the sound of innocents suffering because of my presence or my bad decisions!
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I am on my Battleship from I CAST… and bombard you to death, while escaping the blast with my battleship.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I don't have to survive anything :)
You are in the center of the dimensional rift that was formed from me not having to survive.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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