You are in the path of a gigantic tsunami, and do not have enough time to get to the high ground.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A gigantic tsunami just needs a scuba set and comically large oxygen tank! (NOTE: THIS ISN'T GENUINE ADVICE IF THAT WASN'T CLEAR)
Speaking of comically large, it was funny when you brought the comically large spoon out, but now you have a lethal brain freeze from all the ice cream.
Robotic brains can simply transfer save data to the cloud, and into a new body.
You are under attack from lawyers over copyright infringement and piracy.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I sue the lawyers for assault after escaping them attacking me. I lose money from the copyright infringement but gain the same amount from the lawsuit, so nothing happens.
An evil villain is actually smart and doesn't waste time monologuing, the hero is dead and the moon is crashing down into the Earth.
Good thing I'm on the ISS. Now I can survive until we run out of supplies.
You are in minecraft, it is night, and you have no bed, food, or weapon. You were kinda dumb and wasted your time exploring instead of chopping down trees with your hands.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
It's a couple degrees(Fahrenheit) than I wanted it to be. :(
You are falling into a pit.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I sue the lawyers for assault after escaping them attacking me. I lose money from the copyright infringement but gain the same amount from the lawsuit, so nothing happens.
An evil villain is actually smart and doesn't waste time monologuing, the hero is dead and the moon is crashing down into the Earth.
Funnily enough, I actually had this thing that happened, like, 2 moths ago. I got a copyright strike on a YouTube video, but it was because of another video that I had already posted, so I was on both ends of the strike.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
It’s just The Game of Life. You know, the board game.
You suddenly acquire Type 3 Diabetes.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You are Tom, From Tom and Jerry, but this time, Jerry is aiming to kill….
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One of the many insane D&D players out there… (Who isn’t?) I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft (I’ve gotten all the achievements!) and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Xbox Username Myrkridia2960 MyrkridiaStat Block Here!
I call in backup in the form of Bugs Bunny. *wait which one's Tom again?*
You get into a deadly car crash while racing Formula One cars.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
It's a very minor allergy. I sleep it off.
You are in the path of a gigantic tsunami, and do not have enough time to get to the high ground.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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A gigantic tsunami just needs a scuba set and comically large oxygen tank! (NOTE: THIS ISN'T GENUINE ADVICE IF THAT WASN'T CLEAR)
Speaking of comically large, it was funny when you brought the comically large spoon out, but now you have a lethal brain freeze from all the ice cream.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Robotic brains can simply transfer save data to the cloud, and into a new body.
You are under attack from lawyers over copyright infringement and piracy.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I sue the lawyers for assault after escaping them attacking me. I lose money from the copyright infringement but gain the same amount from the lawsuit, so nothing happens.
An evil villain is actually smart and doesn't waste time monologuing, the hero is dead and the moon is crashing down into the Earth.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Good thing I'm on the ISS. Now I can survive until we run out of supplies.
You are in minecraft, it is night, and you have no bed, food, or weapon. You were kinda dumb and wasted your time exploring instead of chopping down trees with your hands.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I turned on cheats and use /gamemode to put myself into creative.
You ate a devil fruit and forgot you can’t swim so your in the water.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Praise Mulop!
Yes, I ate a fruit my friend named Devil, and yes, I am in the water, surrounded by a submarine.
You realize too late that maybe volcano hot tubs are a bit too hot.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
It's a couple degrees(Fahrenheit) than I wanted it to be. :(
You are falling into a pit.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I have Aperture science long-fall boots on
You're falling into a star
Funnily enough, I actually had this thing that happened, like, 2 moths ago. I got a copyright strike on a YouTube video, but it was because of another video that I had already posted, so I was on both ends of the strike.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I am a black hole.
You cut the wrong wire when defusing a bomb.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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In a video game.
You realise too late that youre alergic to fish at a sushi resturant
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
Too late, as in, I need to get to work harvesting the souls of the innocent so I shouldn't be at the sushi restaurant. I haven't eaten anything.
The grim reaper is coming for your soul.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But I give him pizza so he's chill.
A murderous animated-potato army is at your door.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Knowing of the potato apocalypse, I threw my door into the cosmos before they manifested at it, causing them to die from falling into a black hole.
You're doing a no-hit/no-damage run of life, including but not limited to, physical damage, emotional damage, and more.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It’s just The Game of Life. You know, the board game.
You suddenly acquire Type 3 Diabetes.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Greater Restoration.
You are Tom, From Tom and Jerry, but this time, Jerry is aiming to kill….
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Xbox Username Myrkridia2960
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I call in backup in the form of Bugs Bunny. *wait which one's Tom again?*
You get into a deadly car crash while racing Formula One cars.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Deadly... for the other person in the crash. I survive with a minor headache.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
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Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I sigh. Aw man. Then I move on.
You are a video game protagonist. You beat a boss, using all of your resources and surviving on 1 health. Then phase 2 comes in.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ