Count as high as you can before Staff/Moderator posts!

Idk I'm just a guy ig

I like Warlocks

I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)

I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up

Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire

Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle  |  The Gut  |  The Athene Crusader  |  The Jewel of Atlantis

Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle  |  The Gut  |  The Athene Crusader  |  The Jewel of Atlantis

Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.

"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3

"Honk."

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle  |  The Gut  |  The Athene Crusader  |  The Jewel of Atlantis

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

Idk I'm just a guy ig

I like Warlocks

I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)

I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up

Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle  |  The Gut  |  The Athene Crusader  |  The Jewel of Atlantis