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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”

”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."

If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”

”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."

If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES

This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

 A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature).        PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!       REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig

I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”

”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."

If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES

This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor

"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence."

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

Status: Treading the Threads Forever

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

Status: Treading the Threads Forever

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.

I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.

I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.

Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.

Status: Treading the Threads Forever