Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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Monster Fact of the Day: Nilbog

Nilbogs are possessed goblins of pure chaos. They reverse the damage they take into healing instead. This means the best way to stop them is to calm them down. Also, Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards.

My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca  //  Vicenç Sacrarius  //  Oriol Deulofeu  //  Grovtuk  

Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!

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My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca  //  Vicenç Sacrarius  //  Oriol Deulofeu  //  Grovtuk  

I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.

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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca  //  Vicenç Sacrarius  //  Oriol Deulofeu  //  Grovtuk  

I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer 

I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! 

 My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!

My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon

May the dice roll ever in your favor

Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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In general, I am blunt and to the point. I apologize in advance if I appear mean or rude.

I am an engineer. If there is a problem for which there is no current solution, I may suggest a workaround that accomplishes most of it. It is not that I don't understand the issue, rather, that I am trying to get you closer to what you want.

I have been DMing since shortly after the release of 5E and occasionally have the opportunity to be a player. I also happen to be a L1 Magic Judge.

Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca  //  Vicenç Sacrarius  //  Oriol Deulofeu  //  Grovtuk  

Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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Monster Fact of the Day: Nilbog

Nilbogs are possessed goblins of pure chaos. They reverse the damage they take into healing instead. This means the best way to stop them is to calm them down. Also, Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards.

Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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